Archive for the ‘Bikini Celebrities’ Category

Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Bike Ride

Friday, August 26th, 2011

Working hard to resurrect her caress is 2006 Playboy Playmate Sara Jean Underwood riding around in a bikini bottom. It’s been 5 yrs and if she wants attention, all she needs to do is get a reality TV show where she cries, gets drunk and curses out her friends and family members. You’ll have to try harder than that Sara.

BBQ Bikini Ribs

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

We’ve always known that American actress Claire Danes has always been thin but we didn’t know she was bbq ribbed thin as we see as she strolls around in her red bikini. I say let’s order her a double whopper with fries and a strawberry shake or two.

Kesha Bikini Spotting

Friday, August 19th, 2011

Hanging out with one of her besties is pop starlet Kesha. Remember her? She’s the blonde in the picture. She had that hit called “Tik Tok”. I guess she’s working on her 2nd album which everyone is wondering if it will measure up to her first one. I think so. She’s quite appealing but maybe it’s me but I just so happen to think that Kesha’s body is more shaped like my Aunt Trudy’s than a 24 yr old pop star.

Geri Halliwell Bikini Slippage

Thursday, August 11th, 2011

If you wanna be her lover, you gotta get with her friends who just so happened to fall out of her bikini top. Yes, it’s Ginger Spice (aka: Geri Halliwell) trying to get out of sight after her bikini top fell off. Let me tell you that it fell all the way off and these are the nice pictures because we’re a family site. Geri’s looking really good these days. She got rid of all that chubbiness from her Spice Girls days. Nice going Geri.

Holly Madison Bikini Party

Thursday, July 28th, 2011

Playboy Playmate Holly Madison (the only one not in a bikini) really knows how to give a great bikini party. These girls are at Planet Hollywood celebrating something that nobody really cares because they look so hot in their bikinis. They could celebrate frizzy hair day and I’d show up to this party. Of course not all of the girls are mega hot but enough are for me to hang around and pretend I’m somebody important to get a few numbers.

Kristen Cavalleri Glass Bikini

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

Wearing a very unique and one of a kind bikini is reality TV star (The Hills) Kristen Cavalleri modeling a cobalt blue glass bikini. She was modeling the glass bikini for Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Swim at the Raleigh Hotel in Miami Beach. Yes it’s made of glass. You can see the shards of glass on the arm and on the bikini bottom trip. I suppose you have to tread lightly in a glass bikini because if you trip and fall, it might be very painful.

Shauna Sands Bikini Beach Walk

Friday, July 8th, 2011

Right off the bat, we’re giving Shauna Sands the MOST AMAZING BIKINI BEACH WALK AWARD. If she can walk around on the beach in those super high heels, she deserves one. Doesn’t her heels sink in the sand? I must tip my hat to women because you can do spectacular things in high heels.

Heidi Montag and Crystal Harris Bikini Party

Monday, July 4th, 2011

Partying it up in Las Vegas after her “almost” marriage is Playboy bunny Crystal Harris along with Heidi Montag. It looks like Crystal is having a great time and isn’t sad at all about not getting married to one of the richest men in the world. Do you notice the guy in the background who is taking a picture of the Crystal and Heidi while they’re exchanging man stories. Their bikinis are awesome.

Hooters Bikini Contest

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

My buddies and I really enjoy hanging out at Hooters so it’s especially delightful to show off these Hooters Bikini Babes competing in a Hooters Bikini Contest. I only have one question. Where are the hooters? These are some hot body babes but where are the hooters? Maybe it’s a “I wanna be a Hooters girl” bikini contest. Hey, I’m a dude..what do you expect.

Stephanie Seymour Bikini See More

Friday, June 17th, 2011

Stephanie Seymour, the American model and actress that has modeled for many notable fashion magazines and designers and been on TV is looking quite spiffy walking around in black bikini bottoms. Is this how she got her name “See-More”??? Keep up the great work Stef!