Here’s one of the highest paid female entertainers in the world, Beyonce Knowles-Carter. She’s looking extra delicious in this yellow bikini. I honestly didn’t know she had 7-pack abs like that. Boy it must be nice to have at all. A smoking hot career, a hot body, marriage to a rich entertainer, making over $10k an hour and up for tons of awards at the MTV Video Music Awards coming up in September. Plus, I hear she’s cool and not all stuck up, well maybe just a little bit but hey, I would too if I had over $300 million in the bank!! Wouldn’t you. Let’s give her the RICHEST AND HOTTEST FEMALE ENTERTAINER IN A BIKINI AWARD. All the single ladies!

Hey looks like we’ve got the best view of model Bar Refaeli in a hot blue bikini. She’s crawling around and getting into position to greet her boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio properly. She’s super hot and super fine but I know this relationship is soley based on physical attraction. He’ll drop her as soon as she hits 35 and go for another young Hollywood starlet. Mark my word and you read it here first at Killer Bikini Babes. Leo is box office treasure right now so if she’s smart, she’ll try to get him to put a ring on it so she’ll have something to fall back on when she gets old and tired and he dumps her. Just giving the girl some friendly advice. Ok, no award.

Wow, close call for socialite Paris Hilton. She has a slight mishap with her swimsuit falling down. Looks like she caught it just in time. Good for her, bad for us. I like Paris Hilton. I don’t think she’s as stupid as she plays. I think she’s really smart and knows that playing stupid will get her far. She’s just a party girl but I see Paris becoming one of the richest socialites in the near future. She’s not a bad actress either. I saw her in House of Wax and she did a pretty good acting job. One thing though, in those glasses she has on, you can tell she’s going to age very badly. She practically looks 80 in this picture. She needs to live it up while she can. Next…

Hey, here’s 50 something former pride to the Donald Trumpster, Marla Maples. She’s on the beach doing cartwheels showing off her still fit and trim body. Yeah, I will admit that she has the body of a 25 year old, that’s a fact. I guess she needs to keep in super shape to land the next millionaire. Although she’s not hurting, she caught a pretty penny from her divorce from the Donald. I’ve seen Marla’s face and it’s not all that bad. Hey, a 50 year old woman is going to look like a 50 year old white no matter how much plastic surgery she has. It can only make her skin look smoother but you can still see the age. Although I’ve seen some 50 year olds look 35-50 but that’s in their genes, Marla doesn’t have those type of genes. Anyways, no award. Maybe when she’s 80 and still has a body that looks like that.

Hey folks, here’s one of the highest paid female entertainers in the business, Mrs. Beyonce Knowles-Carter, also wife of rapper Jay-Z. She reportedly earned over $100 million last year and that figure is probably the low end. All I can say is damn! I’d do anything to get with her but she’s already taken and that’s a shame. You would think that once a female entertain gets married, her sex appeal lessens but not Beyonce, she’s hotter than ever. She’s looking really hot in her bikini and it even looks like she’s toting a cocktail. She’s no longer a “Single Lady” but she sure is super rich. No awards, unless she paid me for one.

Hey look at blonde plastic surgery addict Heidi Montag trying her best to look sexy running through the ocean water. Her hair looks like the hair on top of those little troll dolls, doesn’t it? As a matter of fact, she kinda looks better in this picture than she does currently. In this picture, her lips look normal and her boobs are a natural looking size. Right now she looks like the creature from the plastic lagoon and it’s such a shame. I also hear she’s getting a divorce from her fame hungry husband Spencer. What a loser he is. He doesn’t know what he wants to do. He just changed his look to the “producer look”, whatever that is. Anyways, no reward for Heidi, she’s just sad.

Wow, it looks like Nicole Richie is really all about being Hollywood skinny. She looks like a walking corpse if you ask me. I liked her better when she was hanging with Paris Hilton. She looked much healthier and so what if she was a little chubby. It looked much better on her. Here she looks very sickly and it’s not sexy at all. Nicole is one of those celebs who is famous because of her name and not who she is. She has no skills, can’t act, sing or do anything but be Lionel Richie’s adopted daughter. No award, are you kidding me!

Whoa these Swedish bikini blondes look as plastic as they come. Of course, they are all wearing blonde wigs so are they all really true bondes? Hmmmm, inquiring minds want to know. They kind of remind me of the women on the Stepford Wives. They look like clones of each other that are brainless and mindless, although that’s not a really bad thing. I would date a dumb blonde in a second. I’m not that picky. As a matter of fact, I’m not into smart girls because then they pretty much have a mind of what I want to do at the end of the night. Most dumb chicks don’t have a clue so it’s a surprise lol These Swedish babes look dumb as rocks but I’d still date them, don’t get me wrong.

Well hot damn, I think I’m in love. Let’s take our time and look over these pictures of the Swedish Bikini Team. I must admit ALL of these cuties are HOT. I mean how often do you come across a bunch of babes where they ALL look good. Well looks like today is our lucky day. If I had to say I had a favorite, ir would probably be the one sitting down. She looks like the cougar in the bunch and I love sexy cougars. The chick that’s at the upper most top in the picture has a rack on her that looks like it’s screaming to come out of her tight leopard print bikini. I think the cougar babe could use some more sun but other than that, they all are rocking hot and I’d date them all and wouldn’t even tell my dude friends I was dating them so I could keep them all for myself. Reward time….HOTTEST BLONDES IN BIKINIS AWARD of the week. After looking at these pictures, I’m going to sleep really good.

Hey it’s cute actress Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical. I will say that I think she’s a pretty good actress and looks nice in that bikini. I hear her boyfriend is that pretty boy Zack Efron. I honestly think that boy has something else going on inside of him because he’s super sweet to me. Not manly or macho at all but he maybe it’s just me noticing it. I wish her a long career and it’s really nice to NOT see her name all in the tabloids getting drunk, falling down and messing up her life like another young Hollywood starlet who can’t seem to get it together. But hey you never know, she might end up on the cover of Star Magazine any day now.