Ok, it’s time to swoon with these pictures of the hottest Victoria Secret Angels hanging out together in cute bikini tops and cut off blue jean shorts. Say hello to Cassandra, Miranda and Candice. Who needs last names when you look this good. They’re frolicking in a pool looking quite delicious. Miranda Kerr is currently pregnant but she’s not showing in this picture (she’s on the far left in the pink top). I love the Victoria Secret Models. They are all hot and when it comes to wearing a bikini, nobody does it like them. Whenever their fashion show comes on, I stop whatever I’m doing and make sure I get an up front seat…in my living room of course. Ok, time to sit back and stare.

Omg, ewwww. Now this takes the slingshot bikini to an entirely new level and it’s not a good one. Is it milking time? WTH? Totally tacky and that’s no lie. These women are walking around on the beach with breasts that belong on 80 year olds. It’s very un-attractive and it’s so funny how people will wear something and swear they look good in it. It gives the slingshot bikini a bad name. I’ve featured the perfect slingshot bikini on this site before and you can search for it to see what it’s really suppose to look like. This isn’t it. Gotta give them the MOST TACKY BIKINI AWARD. They really deserve it.

Ok, here goes some fun loving spring break babes who look like they’re having a ball at the beach. Spring break is the best time because whatever happens on spring break, stays on spring break. You can get as drunk as you want and still go back to school with your dignity. These babes are kinda cute. Not the cutest but they’re not dogs and that says for something because we’ve surely had some doggish spring breakers on this site, for sure. I especially think the girl with the brown bikini on is the cutest. She has a nice tan and her body looks proportioned and super fit. I love spring break, don’t you?

Wow! These are the latest brazilian bikini fashions straight from Brazil. This is what the high fashion models are walking down the runways wearing and I must admit that it looks super hot. The bikinis have a high class, totally finessed and polished look about them. The colors sparkle and they look so good, you almost wouldn’t want to go out into the water wearing these bikinis. They’re strictly for just hanging out on the side and posing and looking hot. These types of bikinis you can’t just find in any store, you’d probably have to order them online and those are the best kind and you know when you order them online, there hasn’t been thousands of hands and/or bodies touching the fabric already. Let’s give these the HOTTEST HIGH FASHION BIKINIS AWARD. They’re very very nice.

Darth Vader would be proud if he saw this hot chick in this bikini. She’s a true fan and kind of has this dominitrix thing going on as well. I love the mask and this look should definitely go into the next movie installment should there be one. The high heeled tie up boots really add to the effect also. I think this bikini costume is very well put together. She even has her light saber and that’s like the cherry on top. Good going.

Well apparently these are trucker bikini babes. I’m not sure if they drive trucks or if they just represent truckers and wear bikinis but that’s what they’re called. These two trucker bikini babes are kinda hot. If they do drive trucks then they’re the hottest truck drivers I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s a dirty job driving trucks. Long hours alone and who wants to put on makeup when you’re driving for 18 hours on a lonely road. Hey but put two of the chicks in the same truck for that long and I bet there is a lot of fun to be had. Ok, no award but they are hot.

Celebrating Halloween a little early is a smoking hot babe in a spider woman bikini. Let me tell you that I think she’s wearing it very well. Her body is perfect and it looks soc ute and hot on her. She has the spidy mask and the spidy wrist attachments which really compliments the costume. The belly button jewelry is a very special added touch that I think looks really cute. I’m also looking at the babe standing behind her and it looks like she has on a mud bikini bottom or something. I’d like to really see something like that. Ok, she deserves an award. HOTTEST BIKINI COSTUME AWARD OF THE WEEK. She can climb on me anytime.

Oh look how cute this beautiful bikini bride looks. She’s taking her vows in a super hot white bikini with flowers draped all over. I’m looking at this photo and thinking, what an attention junkie this girl is. She really wants to make sure all eyes are on the bride. She’s walking around in a bikini and her bridesmaid is wearing black. I hope she’s a bikini model or something like that because that’s really some psycho thing to do by yourself and the rest of the wedding party isn’t dressed in bikinis, you know? I could go on and on but I don’t want to ruin her wedding day.

Oh wow, look at all that spring break bikini tuna. These chicks look like they are super wild and ready for anything. I don’t know about you but girls that look this wild, scare me. There might be one or two out of the bunch that look cute but that’s about it and that’s a shame. So basically it’s just a crowd of ugly girls in bikinis. What a total waste. I’m not happy about that. Let’s all take out a moment of silence. Next..

Here’s a home grown beer guzzling redneck bikini babe proud to be a redneck. She even has it written or maybe even tattooed on her chunky stomach. This picture says so many things. It looks like she’s hanging out at some junk yard having a cold beer and smiling because it’s not her night to clean the chicken coop. Well at least she’s a decent looking redneck because it looks like she’s not missing any teeth. Hey, that sounds like a great award. REDNECK BIKINI BABE THAT STILL HAS HER TEETH AWARD. Yeah!