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Ramen Noodles Bikini

admin — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 01:00:34 +0000

I love this!!! When I was in college and for a while after that all I did was eat ramen noodles EVERY DAY and I mean EVERY DAY! They are very cheap as you know. You can buy about 5 packs for $1.00 and mix them up with some chicken and veggies for a meal. That’s all I could afford with my side job so this chick with the ramen noodles bikini takes me back to those days. It looks like she’s a ramen noodle lover herself. Right on! I still eat ramen noodles for a quick snack for lunch or late night and it still tastes great. This babe is a true porker but I’m not going to knock her for that. Just because she’s rocking the ramen will gain her my respect. Let’s give her the MOST ECONOMICAL AND SATISFYING BIKINI AWARD. LOL

Tattooed Asian Bikini Babe

admin — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:46:25 +0000

Omg! I love tattoos on this asian babe in a sexy bikini. Look what she’s done! If those tats are real, I’m in complete awe and admiration of her willingness to portray her body as a true work of art. It looks like it’s an extra large scaly lizard monster that’s crawling around on her body. The colors and details are amazing. She’s stopped at the base of her neck and that’s hot! I like that. She is very deliberate about her tats because her arm isn’t touched and I’m not sure how far she’s gone down on her legs. I would honestly love to see her in a more skimpy bikini only so I could see more of the work that’s done. Awesome! HOTTEST TATTOOED BABE IN A BIKINI AWARD. I would love to see the back and more angles but guess we’ll have to settle for this. Very very nice.

Preggo Bikini Girl

admin — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 01:00:44 +0000

Oh how cute that this preggo (Angela) marked her stomach “Coming This Fall”. I guess that’s when her baby is due. Well congratulations to Angela. I’m always torn when I see a pregnant woman in a bikini. I’m getting used to the idea because it’s like a double message. They sell maternity clothes that tell them to cover up their stomach but then they go around in bikinis showing it off. I’m a dude, I’m just confused. One thing about Angela is that she’s all baby. She hasn’t gained a lot of weight and she’ll be so happy about that after the fact because I have friends and they tell me it’s not easy getting it off unless you’re 18 yrs old or something like that. No stretch marks on her stomach or none of that stuff. She’s probably in her early 20’s and maybe it’s her first kid. I don’t know I’m just guessing, remember, I’m a dude.

Tiny Mini Bikinis

admin — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 01:00:58 +0000

Now these are what I would call mini-bikinis. They actually look like they took the bikini bottoms and reversed them so that the thong part is in the front instead of the back. I’ve always known that the bikini would eventually end up looking extremely skimpy but this look is pretty disgusting. It’s not appealing. I personally like it when a girl covers it up. What’s especially tacky about these girls are that they have landing strips on their private parts. It would look much better if they were fully shaved but that’s just me. It’s a total turn off to me like desperation. They’re not half bad looking and it just looks like they are trying too hard and girls like that are a complete turn off to me. I’m a dude and I still think it’s gross. Yuck. I’m giving them the TACKIEST AND NASTIEST BIKINI BABES AWARD. Double Yuck!

Cougar Bikini T-Shirts

admin — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 01:00:04 +0000

Hey when you get to the age of these four hot cougars then what you do is go out and get yourself a bikini t-shirt to walk around in. If you can’t beat them, then you might as well join them and this is probably the only way you can without shocking every person on the street. I mean honestly, we don’t want to really see what these four grandmas look like in real bikinis. Do we? Not to say that women this age can’t have a rock hard body, but it’s not likely and if they are walking around in bikini t-shirts then they are already letting you know that gravity has taken it’s toll on their bodies. I want to thank them for not giving me nightmares.

Bikini Calender Girls

admin — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 01:00:09 +0000

Oh wow I’m so excited! It’s time for another Killer Bikini Babes Online Bikini Contest right now! Here are some cute bikini calendar girls who are posing for a group shoot. These babes all look like bow bow dogs to me…but….their bikinis are hot..so…let the judging begin.

From left to right, as always!

#1: The shortest in the bunch. I’ll pass.

#2: Looks too cougarish

#3: Nice pink bikini. Not bad.

#4: Sweet and sexy. Nice figure.

#5: A fat girl in a skinny girl’s body. I see the truth!

#6: Hot bikini, love the colors. Cute face but is hiding behind sunglasses.

#7: Very cute and sexy bikini.

This is going to be hard. Although they’re basically all ugly, some are sort of cugly (cute+ugly).

Ok, the winner is #4. I like her shape. she looks sort of sassy. I honestly liked #7’s face better but we’ll give #4 the HOT BIKINI CALENDAR BABE AWARD. They are still ugly though.

Electrical Tape Bikini

admin — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 01:00:53 +0000

Here’s another bikini future and this one looks pretty cheap and economical. It’s the Electrical Tape bikini, yes that’s right, all you need to do is get out the black electrical tape you’ve been carrying around in your tool box and wrap it around your girlfriend’s body. This one looks rather creative if you ask me. At least she’s covering up the most important parts. I would have liked to see a frontal view but I can pretty much imagine the rest. I guess you could consider it stylish but it’s rather tacky if you ask me. It might look good because this model’s body is hot but just imagine that on your real girlfriend who is a size 18. Not a pretty sight is it?

Spring Break Bikini Contest

admin — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:00:36 +0000

Oh I love it when we have our very own Spring Break Bikini contests here at Killer Bikini Babes. I get so giddy and tingly inside. Ok, here we go. Here we have six hot spring breakers who are wearing super sexy bikinis. But there can be only one winner. Let’s check out the contestants from left to right.

#1: Awesome body but a face like a dog.

#2: I like her slim frame but she reminds me too much of my ex who I hate.

#3: Nice chest and cute bikini. She’s kind of straight up and down but she looks like a guidette and I like that.

#4: Plain jane bikini but cute belly button jewelry.

#5: Mug shot face and weird shape.

#6: Oh no, she looks like too many of the girls who have stalked me.

And the winner is…..#3 – the Guidette. By far she has the cutest face so I’m giving her the SEXIEST SPRING BREAK BIKINI BABE AWARD. I love my job!

Bikini Has Beens

admin — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 01:00:00 +0000

All used up is what these two bikini has beens are. They’re looking quite dried up and extremely cougarish. No way do they “still look good”. Come on. It’s time to get real. They have alcoholic faces like they enjoy too many cocktails during the week. Just because their bodies are thin doesn’t mean anything, their faces are extremely saggy and I’m not even going to talk about their chests. Their teeth look extremely yellow like they’re smokers and it just looks like they don’t take care of their bodies. They can do better. So I’m going to give them the…MOST HAGARD LOOKING BIKINI HAS BEENS AWARD. Totally disgusting. Not the worst I’ve seen though but just a total turn off.

Bikinis and Cars

admin — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 01:00:51 +0000

Nothing goes together more wonderfully than bikinis and cars with girls of course. Here we have a cute group of hot chicks in bikinis standing next to a hot blue car. They are probably doing some sort of promotion and wearing a bikini always helps. From what I can see there seems to be only one two two ugly ones in the bunch, well maybe four but all of the bodies still look hot and that’s what really counts. What’s really weird are the guys in the background. This must be in San Francisco because not too many of them are even looking at the girls. I wonder why? Even if they’re ugly in the face, I’m still going to stare at their bodies, but then that’s just me. Ok, no award but they are cute.