I have to tip my hat to chicks who ski around in bikinis. It’s cold and it just takes a certain kind of discipline to do that. I’m not going to go around skiing in my trunks in the middle of Colorado because I would freeze. Maybe if someone dared me with a million dollar prize, I could work something out. Who am I kidding, I’d take $5,000.
Love the Swedes. Especially these hot Swedish babes all dressed up in blue and yellow bikinis poolside. With that view, the cool crisp water, cocktails and pretty faces, you can’t tell me you wouldn’t be in heaven. I surely would. These girls are fine but you can’t really trust them because they are too beautiful. They’re all looking for rich playboys to marry. I would if I were a girl and looked like that.
Where have you been all of my life? If I saw this lovely lady wearing this in front of a car wash, I’d drive into a pole trying to get there. Enjoy fellas!!
Maybe it’s me but when you say Forbidden Fantasy Bikini Contest, I’m expecting all sorts of wild and especially naughty bikinis. Not just a girl in a pink or striped bikini. I am the best bikini contest promoter because I can make the crowds go crazy. This contest has a really cool and hot name but the bikini babes aren’t forbidden enough for me. They just look regular.
Handmade, homemade, same difference. Here are some chicks who were very creative enough to make their own bikinis. I am loving the yellow CAUTION bikini. The poker chips and cards bikini is quite alluring as well. Let’s give these ladies the BEST HANDMADE BIKINIS AWARD. At least for their efforts. The bikinis are different and I can really appreciate that.
Ever wonder what a bikini babe who lives in Alabama looks like? This is it. This yellow polka dot bikini wearing chick lives in Tuskegee, Alabama. Now that’s about as country as you can get it. They’re still using out-houses as their bathrooms and those are the rich homes. I don’t think she was going to the beach but probably to the local creek to cool off from all of the mosquito bites. Yeeeeee Haaaaawwww!
Super curvy and totally voluptuous are two bikini babes wearing black swimsuits on the beach. I really admire women who aren’t timid about showing off their natural-ness. This is basically what the average American woman looks like so THEY’RE HERE, THEY’RE BIG, GET USED TO IT!
A group of bikini-wearing girls have lathered up on Bournemouth beach in a bid to help set the world record for the most people to shower together. The record was set by 152 people who braved the chilly weather to lather up and get soapy with complete strangers under a giant 18-foot shower structure. I think that’s really cool.
I’m so laughing out loud at this photo of a dog giving us the eye in front of a bunch of cute babes in bikinis. Just take that dog’s face and substitute it with any guy’s face and that’s the expression on our faces when we’re checking out beach bunnies on the beach.
Bikinis are evolving into basically pasties matched with a bottom. I called it years ago and it’s coming true right before our very eyes. These cuties were at Coachella and bold enough to show their blossoming buds to the crowds.