Archive for September, 2012

Bikini Body Paint Models

Friday, September 28th, 2012

Yes this body paint, well at least the tops are. It’s hard to tell on the silver bikini top which is great work. The colorful bikini top looks more cartoonish but is still great to look at. I think we should have a National Bikini Body Paint day. The possibilities are endless. Great job!

Bikini Grandma and Her BoyToy

Friday, September 28th, 2012

Just because you’re in your 80’s doesn’t mean you can’t have a cute 60 year old boytoy to escort you on the beach. That’s what this hot granny is doing and you can’t blame her. Go Granny!!

Women of Bikini Perfection

Thursday, September 27th, 2012

Meet the Women of Perfection. I really don’t know what that means but they’re really hot. Loving the small and skimpy bikinis. A few of them look really exotic which is always a treat. Loving the leopard print bikini front and center. The girl in the white bikini top to her right is about to fall out of her bikini top and bottom for that matter.

Dad’s Bikini Cake

Thursday, September 27th, 2012

Dad is probably smiling from ear to ear after getting this really cool bikini cake. I looks homemade which makes it even more special. Loving the white cream trim around the pink bikini. They even included a white garter with a pink bow. How nice. I hope dad appreciated this bikini cake.

Red Leather Slingback Bikini

Wednesday, September 26th, 2012

Today is your birthday (ok your pretend birthday) and we’re celebrating with these pictures of a hot brunette wearing a red slingback bikini. Why do they call it a slingback? It has no back and hardly a front either. Oh well, just sit back and enjoy your birthday present. I will too!!

Sexy Bikini Partiers

Wednesday, September 26th, 2012

It’s fun for all at a sexy bikini party where the guys in the water are pretty much focused on the girls standing up on the podium with cans of Red Bull. These girls look like the girls next door and don’t look drunk enough. Why don’t we get more pictures of these kind of girls hours later after a dozen or so Red Bulls. Now that’s fun.

Pre-Labor Bikini Contest

Tuesday, September 25th, 2012

What a wonderful way to celebrate your water breaking! Have a preggo bikini contest. The contestants were voted on who was the most far along in their pregnancy. Not sure who won because they all received flowers but they’re really all winners because they’re expecting. Congrats to all.

Pregnant Bikini Cake

Tuesday, September 25th, 2012

This pregnant bikini cake looks more like something you carve up at Thanksgiving than for a celebration. It’s really interesting and kinda looks like the cake is starting to give birth. It looks like a baby’s foot or something, right? I’m not sure I would feel comfortable slicing into this preggo cake. Would you?

Canadian Flag Bikini Beauty

Monday, September 24th, 2012

Showing off her love for her country is a cute blonde posing in a white Canadian flag bikini. Loving the clean lines of the strings and the great proportions of her body which looks really nice in the swimsuit. Let’s give her the HOTTEST CANADIAN FLAG BIKINI MODEL AWARD. She’s memorable.

Tanned Bikini Fitness

Monday, September 24th, 2012

These tanned bikini fitness models are really pulling a Snooki. They’re over-tanned to the point of almost looking like crispy critters. I just wonder if it’s spray on or UV rays that are bronzing their bodies. It’s really creepy. Although I will admit that their bodies are smoking hot!! But the fake tans just take away all the fun.