Archive for May, 2012

Miss Bikini Reef

Thursday, May 31st, 2012

You can’t say that we don’t treat you to the best bikini bodies around. Here are three Miss Reefs from Spain. We’re suppose to pick a favorite but who can do that. Can you? I’m glad that I don’t have that job because it’s a very hard decision. If I absolutely had to, it would probably be the girl in the middle. Her reef looks the best to me. I feel like giving them all the BEST REEFS IN THE WORLD AWARD. Wow.

Wild Bikini Babes

Thursday, May 31st, 2012

Showing off their bikini assets in a non-traditional way are wild beachers. As you can see these girls aren’t concerned about wearing a “normal” bikini. They’ve worn them before as we can see by their tan lines but not today. Now they’re just walking around in bikini bottoms with bikini pasties on. What’s the event? I don’t know but I wouldn’t mind seeing the other girls at the event too. I’m just saying.

Chubby Bikini Kitty

Wednesday, May 30th, 2012

For the cat lovers who can’t resist a cute cat wearing a bikini, this is for you. Poor fat kitty, she looks rather uncomfortable and is wiggling to get out of her swimsuit. That’s not the fattest cat I’ve ever seen but it comes pretty close. Owner needs to pull back on the treats but it’s hard to do with a fat cat. I know that for a fact. It’s cute.

Hairless Bikini Sphynx

Wednesday, May 30th, 2012

I love cats and have always wanted to own a hairless Sphynx. It looks like an alien. Here’s one dressed up in a red and white checkered bikini. The owner did a great job but a few more accessories like sunglasses, a headband and a necklace would have been really fun so no award. Nice going.

Bikini Mechanic

Tuesday, May 29th, 2012

If my mechanic looked like this stunning babe in a red, white and blue stars and striped bikini, my car would stay in the shop. What a treat. She’s not even dirty like most mechanics. Although a little dirt might be exciting. I just want to see her roll around on her back.

Naval Bikini Cutie

Tuesday, May 29th, 2012

Showing off her appreciation for her Naval job is a cute babe wearing a patriotic bikini. She looks like the girl next door who is protecting our country. Her fresh face looks and pretty smile makes me so proud to be an American.

String Bikini Car Wash

Monday, May 28th, 2012

Who cares about a car wash when you have hot babes wearing yellow string bikinis hanging around. Dudes take note. If you want to make some extra cash this year by running a neighborhood car wash, make sure you get girls that look like these. Cute and look awesome in a bikini. Make sure it’s a string bikini and thong because they are more eye-catching. The money is gonna roll in by the packs. Just giving up some friendly advice.

Alien Bikini

Monday, May 28th, 2012

Dreams do come true!! I’ve searched and wanted to see an alien in a bikini forever and, ladies and gentlemen, here it is. Love Love Love!! This is actually a real person in an alien costume wearing a bikini so it’s true to form. I’m totally in awe because I love horror movies and bikinis so it’s the perfect mesh!! Of course, giving it the BEST ALIEN IN A BIKINI AWARD!! I think I’m going as that for this Halloween.

Kelly Bensimon Bikini Slim

Friday, May 25th, 2012

I’ve asked two of my buddies what they thought about this picture of Kelly Bensimon (an author, jewelry designer, former model, and former editor of Elle Accessories). My one buddy said she was too thin, my other buddy said she was just right. One thing that we can all agree upon is that she’s not fat. I wonder if her rock hard body is a result of physical training or is it natural. Personally, I’d take her out for a few cheeseburgers.

Cute Bikini Pup

Friday, May 25th, 2012

What a cute puppy. His owner has dressed her up in a pretty pink and white bikin top and shimmering green bikini bottom, complete with a colorful necklace. That’s caring. This pup looks like the dog from the movie “Lady and the Tramp”.