Archive for April, 2012

Russian Bikini Swimmer

Monday, April 30th, 2012

A Russian bikini swimmer dries off after diving into the icy water in Russia’s far eastern city of Vladivostok. Winter swimmers, also known as “walruses”, believe that their hobby helps to build up resistance to many illnesses and is crucial for surviving the long winter. Hmmm, glad we don’t have to do that here in Florida. Next….

Santa’s Bikini Run

Monday, April 30th, 2012

Ho Ho Ho!! It’s not Christmas yet but that hasn’t stopped these merry people from running around in the streets dressed in their best Santa and helper gear. It’s cold outdoors which is most of the fun of galloping around in a bikini. It’s not fun if you’re not freezing.

Homemade Bikini Cake

Monday, April 23rd, 2012

You can pretty much tell this is a homemade bikini cake. We’ve seen much better but wanted to give this cake an honorable mention just for the effort. Not all bikini cakes can be spectacular and it’s really the thought that counts. I could go on about what’s wrong with this bikini cake but what’s right about it are the candles sticking out from the bikini top. Now that’s amusing.

Volleyball Bikini Dancers

Monday, April 23rd, 2012

Shaking their stuff in the sand are super hot Volleyball bikini dancers. Just put on their favorite song and they will dance around before playing a game of volleyball. Isn’t that the cutest thing? I really like how all of their bikinis match. Let’s give them the HOTTEST VOLLEYBALL BIKINI DANCERS AWARD. Oh yeah!

Does this thong make my ass look big?

Friday, April 20th, 2012

NO!

Cool Bikini Dude

Friday, April 20th, 2012

You have to admit that this bikini dude is really cool!! His hair is long, he has on a matching bikini and he’s tanned. Never mind that he’s about 150 yrs old..don’t pay attention to that. Just look at the expression on his face that pretty much says “I’m too sexy for this bikini”. Can you do better?

Oily Stretched Tanned Bikini Granny

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

Grannies these days like to get out and about and this one sunbathing is no exception. She’s wearing a colorful bikini, sipping a refreshing beverage and has already applied her tanning lotion or grease. So what’s wrong with this picture? Not much, just that her skin looks like it belongs to someone who is about 50 pounds heavier.

Overtanned Bikini Couple

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

The couple that stays together, tans together. Here’s a bikini couple that loves the sun too much. What really peaks my interest are their ages? Are they boyfriend girlfriend or mother and son? Her skin looks like it’s about 40 yrs older than his skin even tanned. What I wouldn’t give for a frontal.

Take My Bikini Picture

Wednesday, April 18th, 2012

I don’t think that the fat girl in a bikini was suppose to be in the picture. She’s throwing up the devil sign in the back of the cute girls’ heads and that’s what fat girls in bikinis do. Is she jealous? Maybe or maybe not. Lots of big girls love their curves.

Too Big For Her Bikini?

Wednesday, April 18th, 2012

Now here is a first! This big babe in a rainbow striped bikini is too small for her bottoms. Is that possible? They are sagging on her and it’s very interesting. Did she buy a size too big? Well that is totally unacceptable. At least it’s covered up.