Archive for March, 2012

Glamorous Bikini Biker Chicks

Friday, March 30th, 2012

With big 80’s hair and totally tanned skin, you get lots of glam with these bikini biker chicks. Honestly if I were looking for a bike, this is the type of advertisement that would attract my attention. It’s sleek and sexy. Of course the first thing you nice are the girls and not the bike but eventually you check out the bike which is what they’re really trying to sell. Take note.

Roadside Bikini Bike Wash

Friday, March 30th, 2012

Now this is what I would call smart marketing. It’s a bikini bike wash with girls in semi-hot bikinis. However, if you can’t get the guys to spend money on the wash, you can get at least some money by taking pictures with the girls. You can use those pictures to make your ex-girlfriend jealous. I would imagine if you get 10 girls and just let guys take pictures with them all day long, you’d probably make more money than with the wash.

Celebrity Bikini Evolution

Thursday, March 29th, 2012

Hubba Hubba! Jersey Shore’s JWOWW sure looks super hot these days. She’s an example of a successful celebrity bikini evolution. This dark haired beauty is posing in a snake skin bikini and looking totally fabulous. It’s a far cry from what she used to look like (see below) when the show first started. GO JWOWW!! I need to get out to Karma!

Celebrity Bikini Cougars

Thursday, March 29th, 2012

Hey dudes, if you’ve just graduated high school, then you’re ripe and ready for these celebrity bikini cougars. You have from left to right – Demi Moore, Kim Cattrall and Courteney Cox. These hot MILFs are anxious to make your acquaintance. I must say that they all look pretty decent in their bikinis. I personally am too old to date them (I’m over 21) but if you think you have a shot, go for it. Demi just broke up with Ashton. Courteney is on the skids with her husband and Kim stays single. Just make sure you bring some Centrum Senior for the ladies.

Cabana Club Bikini Models

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

Thumbs up to the Cabana Club for hiring hot killer bikini models to walk around wearing skin tight magenta colored bikinis. I only have one peeve about this picture. If they are all going to wear the same color bikini, then they should have all worn the same color/style of shoe. A very nice blue or red pump would have made them look extra classy. But that’s just me. They’re still hot.

Let’s Get Bikini Wasted

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

Yeah these hot bikini Spring breakers are about to get totally wasted! They’re showing off their cans of beer to let you know it’s about to get wild and crazy wherever they are at. I wish I were there. Don’t you? I’m sure after so many beers, these bikini chicks will look hotter than ever. I hope they aren’t drinking and swimming because that is hazardous but who cares! It’s Spring Break!

Well Endowed Bikini Doggie

Tuesday, March 27th, 2012

This dog’s owner really got creative and decided to put on a Katy Perry blue wig complete with matching buxom tatas. I laughed out loud when I saw this. Just look at the cherry red nips. This is a very adorable picture and the owner should relish in the fact that their dog made it onto Killer Bikini Babes! Good going!!

Yellow Bikini Terrier

Tuesday, March 27th, 2012

Kudos to this cute terrier in a yellow bikini. The yellow shades really add to the outfit along with the yellow cap. Now that’s what I’m talking about. If you’re going to dress up your animal in a bikini, at least do it right. Take your time and make it something worth looking at. That’s why I’m giving this pooch the CUTEST YELLOW BIKINI TERRIER AWARD. Bow Wow!

Bikini Party Dudes

Monday, March 26th, 2012

You can tell from the looks on the people who aren’t wearing bikinis that the dudes wearing bikinis are not cute. Is that hair all over the upper part of their bodies? Now that’s a double ewwwww. The expression on the bikini dudes faces look like they’re not exactly thrilled to be there either.

Bikini Snow Bunnies

Monday, March 26th, 2012

It may be freezing outdoors but I don’t care. All I know is that these bikini snow bunnies are super hot. It’s a good thing that we don’t have close up on many of their faces because that might ruin the mood. I can pretty much see that most of them are cute although I know they all aren’t. Anyways, let’s give these babes the MOST APPEALING BIKINI SNOW BUNNIES AWARD. They really made my day.