Aww isn’t this nice. A realistic bikini cake that actually shows the shape of the average woman. Most bikini cakes that we’ve seen have been slender, trim, buxom and svelte. Not this cake. It’s hippy, round and a little porky which is more actual. Not too shabby. I think I like it.
Now this is what I’m talking about! Beer and Bikinis!! Say no more. Here are the Corona Bikini Models standing around looking extra hot! How do they get into those skimpy bikinis? Can’t really judge by their faces because they’re all wearing sunglasses but not really looking at their faces anyways. Let’s give them the NICEST BEER AND BIKINI BABES AWARD. Yeah!
Do you actually think this hot brunette bikini babe is going to wash that bike? Probably not! She looks rather fine just squatting down in her black high heels and sexy black bikini. No washing is necessary if you ask me. I’m feeling generous, let’s give her the MOST APPEALING BIKINI CYCLE BABE AWARD. Because she has a nice smile.
Hey check out these babes who are in a Bikini Bar Contest. Which bar it is? Who cares!! Let’s just check out the lovely ladies. Which bikini do you like the best? I must admit that the gold bikini is catching my eye along with the red plaid bikini. Not to say that these babes are cute or anything but their bods are hot! You can’t have it all. “sigh”
Grannies need love too! Looks like Grandma decided to throw in her black bikini top and head out with her Golden Girls. Grandma should have applied a little extra sun tanning lotion because she’s lobster red with a very bad sunburn and it looks pretty painful. Ouch!!
Ay Carumba!! Check out the spicy latina bikini babes posing in sexy bikinis on the beach. I must admit that my heart is beating extra fast viewing these lovely ladies. Their bikinis are extra small and skimpy which is always a plus. Let’s give these pretty ladies the HOTTEST LATINA BIKINI BABES AWARD!! Lovely Mamacitas!!
Welcome the first Bikini Rabbit to Killer Bikini Babes and we are happy to have her. Doesn’t she look cute in her pink, orange and white bikini? I wonder if the person had a hard time putting the bikini on and if the rabbit released herself during the process. I tried dressing a rabbit one and it peed on me. You can’t get out the stain, you just have to throw your clothes away. Let’s give her the CUTEST BIKINI RABBIT AWARD. Awwww
Wow look how big and high the bikini top is on this bikini cake. Someone must really have it hard for bikini tops. It’s like three feet high. It’s very nicely decorated. I love the yellow and blue polka dots which is a very nice addition. The bottom sort of looks like a thong. Let’s give it the MOST BUXOM BIKINI CAKE AWARD. I wonder which part of the cake they cut into first. lol
Here’s a glamour girl walking along the non-red carpet not even aware that her sexy silver bikini top has slipped. She looks totally wasted which is probably why she doesn’t notice or care. None of the guys are noticing either. Their eyes seem to be focused on her lower extremity. Whatever, she’s hot!!
Anytime I hear the name HOOTERS, I start to drool. You can’t help but stop what you are doing when it comes to the Hooters girls. Here they are showing off their best bikinis at the Hooters Winter Bikini Show. Aren’t they cute? It’s nice to see the girls get together for a common cause of making us guys happy. Good going!