Archive for December, 2011

Bikini Shark Dressing Room

Friday, December 30th, 2011

What a cool way to change into your bikini! It’s a bikini shark dressnig room. This was actually a real shark that they gutted up and painted so people can change inside. It’s a really great idea so we’re giving it the COOLEST BIKINI DRESSING ROOM IDEA AWARD. It’s a good thing it doesn’t bite.

Machine Gun Bikini

Friday, December 30th, 2011

This is the type of girl that you don’t want to mess around with when you see her coming. Yes, there is a machine gun attached to her bikini top. She might look cute in the face, but don’t get deceived by her prettiness, this girl means business. I’d tear up her number if I were you.

Hankerchief Bikini

Thursday, December 29th, 2011

What did I tell you guys! This is the near future of all bikinis. They’re getting so small, that soon girls will just wear colorful hankerchiefs around and there’s nothing you or I can do to stop them. Here’s a blonde babe with some plastic surgery done who is sporting a hankerchief bikini. It’s not very flattering but now you can measure what size your girlfriend will need for her.

Life Savers Bikini Candy

Thursday, December 29th, 2011

Gotta sweat tooth? Kewl! Well to satisfy it any time of the day, just make your girlfriend walk around in this Life Savers Bikini. Whenever you feel the need, just pop one off of her top and enjoy. Just make sure none of your buddies are around and have a sweet tooth too.

Busty Bikini Cake

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

Looks like the only thing someone wanted to see on this bikini cake was the busty bikini top. Hmmmm, I wonder if it’s a guy or a girl that ordered this. It looks like it’s some sort of sporty bikini top with foreign language on it so maybe in their country that’s how they do it. Oh well, we’re giving it the HOTTEST BUSTY BIKINI CAKE TOP AWARD!!! More!

Black Bikini Cat

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

If you’re superstitious then you might want to stay way from this black bikini cat. I don’t believe that black cats are bad luck. I’ve had tons of them and my luck has always been bad so I don’t see what the problem is. This one looks really cute in her orange and yellow striped bikini and purple googles. Nice going!

Coffee Bean Bikini

Tuesday, December 27th, 2011

Some dudes and dudettes can’t live with out their coffee so to remind you of that fact, just get her this cool coffee bean bikini so she can have the aroma of coffee with her while at work or on the beach. Cool!

Bikini Cry Babe

Tuesday, December 27th, 2011

Awwww, don’t you just want to give this girl in a pink bikini a big hug? She’s crying and very sad about something. Let’s guess what it is? Maybe she’s sad because her check didn’t clear so she could get those new boobs she’s been wanting for Xmas. I know! She’s crying because she can’t get hair extensions to match her dreadful wanna be blonde hair color. Poor thing.

Lazy Bikini Bike Wash

Monday, December 26th, 2011

Here are a few girls who look hot in their white bikinis just standing around posing while they should be totally lathered up and rubbing soap all over each other’s body during this bike wash. I’d fire them all and then invite them to my place afterwards so they could beg for their jobs back.

Beverage Bikini

Monday, December 26th, 2011

If you like a cold drink after a long day of work, just have your girlfriend or wife walk around with this Beverage Bikini on her hot bod. This way as soon as you walk in the door, you can have a cold brewsky and put your feet up in front the TV. Too bad she can’t fit a microwave anywhere so you can pop in a few Tostinos Pizza Rolls too.