Archive for November, 2011

Roly Bikini Poly

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

Striking a monster pose on her bathtub is a roly bikini poly. What’s that? It’s just a chick who’s posing in a bikini with more than one stomach roll. This chick has two. She qualifies, don’t you think?

Lettuce Bikini Meater

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

What’s the big deal with a bikini lettuce wearing chick offering up a juicy delicious hot dog? I can tell and it’s not a veggie hot dog because it doesn’t have craters all over it. Veggie/tofu hot dogs are just “no thanks”. Anyways, this deserves the MOST HYPOCRITICAL BIKINI BABE AWARD. Why not just wear a prime rib bikini instead?

Sorority Bikini Vacation

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

Before graduation, these cute sorority babes venture out on a spectacular European vacation in their sexy bikinis. I couldn’t personally see myself dating any of them. They’re just not my type but if you photoshop their faces with really hot looking babes, I might be able to work something out.

Catcher’s Mitt Bikini

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

I love baseball and this Catcher’s Mitt Bikini top is awesome! If it’s hard for you to pry your eyes away from the game, just get this for your wife or girlfriend and have her walk around in front of the TV wearing this. You are sure to batter up once you see her romping around in this genuine and unique bikini top. Let’s give it the MOST GENUINE SPORTS BIKINI TOP AWARD.

Cutest Bikini Dog

Monday, November 28th, 2011

We love dogs in bikinis here at Killer Bikini Babes! I’m not sure what kind of doggie this is, there are so many kinds these days with the hybrids but it sure is cute. Complete with yellow and orange palm tree bikini, a refreshing cocktail, sunglasses, suntan lotion and beach towel. Kudos to the owner!! Let’s give her the CUTEST BIKINI DOG AWARD. Bow Wow!

Lathered Up Bikini Wash

Monday, November 28th, 2011

Now this is what I’m talking about!! That’s right, pour the lather on thick! This is the time of bikini car wash babe I’ve dreamed about all of my life. Who cares if she washes the car. I could stare at her all lathered up and just leave the car dirty.

Plastic Bikini Milfs

Friday, November 25th, 2011

Even though the picture isn’t that large, you can’t fool me. These are over 40+ milfs with their brand new upper enhancements participating in some sort of bikini contest. You know it’s a milf because they really don’t care too much about showing off what they paid for. The girl that’s 2nd from the right could care less. All she wants is for you to see her 10k breast job. I’d probably pick the lady in the red bikini on the far right only because she’s the most covered up.

Drunk Bikini Babes

Friday, November 25th, 2011

There’s nothing more satisfying and fun than watching babes in bikinis get totally smashed and splash water all over each other. That’s the kind of wild and decadent parties that I like to have. These girls look like they’re in some sort of event and I just wish that they would show more action. Where is this so I can go?

Hot Monster Bikinis

Thursday, November 24th, 2011

Hey ladies are you tired of jerks following you around on the beach? Do you want to slap guys when they come up with stupid lines while you’re trying to sunbathe? Well no more worries, all you have to do is wear a Monster Bikini like these and you won’t have to worry about those pesky dudes anymore. The second they take a look at those bikini bottoms baring teeth, they’ll scatter like flies.

Guido’s Bikini Bike Wash

Thursday, November 24th, 2011

Just when you thought Jersey Shore was on it’s way out, you have the Guido’s Bikini Bike Wash. These cute Guidettes are willing and ready to lather up and throw their bodies on your cycle. The real truth is that they look like true Shore girls that I’ve seen and wouldn’t touch with a 10 foot pole. Don’t get me wrong. I like Guidettes, just not these. Hey Pauly!!