Archive for October, 2011

Toy Bikini

Monday, October 31st, 2011

Hey what a great idea to wear a toy bikini. It looks like something out of an episode of the Twilight Zone but it’s kinda cute. I think fashion designers should start making bikinis like this. Guys like me like new toys so something like this would be cool to play with while hanging out with the girlfriend. Let’s give it the COOLEST TOY BIKINI AWARD. Would really like to see more of these.

Bikini Meter Maid

Monday, October 31st, 2011

Why can’t we have bikini meter maids like they have in Australia? It only makes sense. Their job would probably be a lot more easier because dudes would be too busy staring at them rather than arguing over a ticket. Let’s all get together and write our Congress person to put this in effect.

Remember Bikini Jeans?

Friday, October 28th, 2011

Bikini jeans aren’t back (thank you) but we still wanted to show a pair just to remind you how non-pretty they are. They were a popular fad for about 3 minutes but you can’t catch a girl wearing these if you paid her these days and it’s a good thing because bikini jeans didn’t quite do it. How about someone creating bikini corduroy for the winter months. Yeah!

Hot Bikini Car Wash

Friday, October 28th, 2011

Now this is what we’re talking about when it comes to a HOT bikini car wash. See how the girl is all suds up and rubbing her entire body up against the car while washing it? That’s the perfect example of what a REAL bikini car wash is all about. None of that posing and smiling cute….it’s all about the soap and body movement. Well of course she’s getting THE HOTTEST BIKINI CAR WASH AWARD. Yeah!!

Undaring Bikini Dudes

Thursday, October 27th, 2011

Scared to take a risk are two dudes who are wearing orange shiny bikinis on the outside of their clothes. We don’t want to see that! We want to see them take off the tshirts and jeans and then put on the bikinis. That’s what floats our boat! No award, sorry dudes. If only you were more daring.

Bad Bikini Fashion

Thursday, October 27th, 2011

If you want an example of bad bikini fashion, just look up at this picture. Maybe it’s because the models are wearing ugly bikinis with boots. Sure it’s cool that you have a blonde, brunette and redhead but what good does it do when the bikinis are awful. They get an award though. MOST AWFUL BIKINI FASHION AWARD. A few hours at the tanning salon wouldn’t hurt either ladies.

Lazy Bikini Car Wash

Wednesday, October 26th, 2011

Rather than lather up their bikini bods and get to work, these bikini babes are bone dry and posing for pictures. There’s nothing more un-appealing than a bikini babe who’s no washing a car. I want to see lots of suds and plenty of bubbles but not today.

Grease Gun Bikini Babe

Wednesday, October 26th, 2011

Who wants to have a grease fight with this bikini babe wearing a purple and white bikini? I do (raising hand). She’s sort of cute and looks ready to engage in some fun combat. Her assets are very appealing and I’d probably be the first in line to volunteer for a greasing.

Gun Toting Bikini Huntress

Tuesday, October 25th, 2011

Beware of the gun toting bikini huntress. She wants to capture you and do awful things to you. She’s kinda of hot so it might not be such a bad thing if she did capture me. Her cammie bikini is one of my favorites and she wears it very well. Let’s give her the HOTTEST GUN TOTING BIKINI HUNTRESS AWARD. Try not to run too slow.

Rockhouse Bikini Barmaids

Tuesday, October 25th, 2011

Ever been to the Rockhouse? Well you must go! If you want to experience pure pleasure by getting served by hot babes in bikinis, then this is the place for you. They get wild and super out of control which is my kind of place. Just remember what happens at the Rockhouse, stays at the Rockhouse.