Archive for September, 2011

Three Bikini Hotties

Friday, September 30th, 2011

Now this is what I call three bikini hotties because they are hot! Fresh faces, sexy bikinis, and spunky attitudes. They don’t look worn or tired which is always fun. These are the kinds of girls that I’d like to hang out with. Really pretty girls who just like hanging out and having fun wearing bikinis!! Let’s give them the CUTEST BIKINI HOTTIES AWARD. Really cute!

Extreme Bikini Sunburn

Friday, September 30th, 2011

Ouch! Now that’s gotta hurt. This girl has an extreme bikini sunburn that looks extra nasty. Don’t you feel for her? She probably fell asleep on her stomach and laid out in the sun at least a few hours. She’s gonna need a bucket of aloe for that one and I can’t imagine what the peel is going to look like. Let’s give her the MOST INTENSE BIKINI SUNBURN AWARD. Girls, don’t try this at home.

JWoww Bikini Picture

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

If you’re a fan of the reality TV show “Jersey Shore” then you are probably a fan of JWoww who stars on it. Here she is with a sexy bikini creation that shows off her amazonian figure. One thing tho? Where is her belly button? Did she leave it in Italy?

The Sling Back Bikini

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

This is what you call a sling back bikini. Why do they call it a sling back bikini? Well just look in the back and you can see how it slings in between a girl’s rear end. This girl is hot in the face but her plastic surgeon should be reprimanded for putting rocks in her chest. I had an ex-girlfriend who had chest like hers and they felt like parts of the Grand Canyon. Maybe pleasing to some eyes but touch those puppies and your hand will go cripple. Other than that…she’s hot!!

Japanese Bikini Liquor Ads

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

This is how the Japanese do their liquor ads. They put drinks in the hands of cute girls in bikinis. Now that’s a great way to sell some alcohol. How come we don’t do that here? Oh yeah, we do. However, I’ve never seen a commercial with a bunch of bikini babes holding up different kinds of drinks and smiling like that. Let’s take note.

Let’s Model Bikinis

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

Here are some “OK” looking babes modeling their bikinis. They’re sorta cute in the face and their bikinis look cute. It’s just their shoes are really plain looking. I like a really nice heel, maybe one that sparkles. I know I might be a little picky but come on when you put on a bikini, you need to have the complete package. These girls have on hot bikinis but their shoes look like they’re going to their 9-5 jobs. Get it together girls….

Bikini Clubbers

Tuesday, September 27th, 2011

Why these girls are dancing around the band, I’m not sure but they look sort of trashed out. The band is comprised of a bunch of old geezers who are probably having the time of their lives playing for bikini babes. I wonder what song the girls are dancing to. lol

Bikini Top Drop

Tuesday, September 27th, 2011

Wow! Is this on purpose or a bikini blunder? This bikini babe’s top has dropped down and she doesn’t seem too worried about it. From the looks of her hands around her back, she might be trying to put it back on or take it off. Either way, it’s very interesting. Let’s give her the MOST SURPRISING BIKINI TOP DROP AWARD. Another wow!

Cute Bikini Car Washers

Monday, September 26th, 2011

I’m all for slender bikini car washers but these girls could use a burger or two. They’re straight up and down although their bikinis are kinda sexy. I like girls with lots of curves. The girl on the far right in the magenta colored bikini looks like a relative of Olive Oyl from the Popeye series. I’m just saying…

Bikini Bike Washing

Monday, September 26th, 2011

Oh boy, these bikini babes sure have a lot of bikes that they need to wash. Just look in the background. They are smiling now but won’t be when they finish washing all of those bikes. I sure hope there are other girls not in the picture helping them out because they’re doing it for free. Let’s give them the DUMBEST BIKINI BIKE WASHING BABES AWARD. No tip?