Archive for August, 2011

Hometown Bikini Car Wash

Wednesday, August 31st, 2011

This is very nice. Local girls in one of your hometowns is having a bikini car wash and they look AWESOME! These kinds of girls were never in my hometown. If I saw something like this going on, I’d be one of the first in line. These bikini babes are super hot and they look great standing next to that yellow chevy. Let’s give these cuties HOTTEST BIKINI CAR WASH BABES AWARD. Yummy!

Bikini Cow

Wednesday, August 31st, 2011

Hey here’s a cow dressed up in a bikini. Sort of looks like my ex-girlfriend when she would just lay around on the couch doing nothing. Hmmmm…is that you Jenny? I think it’s a cool idea and more cows should dress up in bikinis. Why not? That pose is very interesting and if that is you Jenny, stop texting me. We’re over.

Canadian-American Bikini Cake

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

Celebrating both Canada and America is someone who backed a cool cake. Very nicely done. I’m loving the sparkly flat abs and the very nicely endowed bikini top. I wonder what they used to make it so round up top. You can tell they took their time icing the top which is very much appreciate. Let’s give it the COOLEST CANADIAN-AMERICAN BIKINI CAKE AWARD. I’d love a slice.

Bottomless Bikini Cake

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

Hey, if you can’t have the entire bikini cake, at least you can have the top. Her’s a very nicely made bikini top cake that looks very edible. I’d love to take a slice out of that cake and especially the very top if you get my drift. It looks like a very well endowed cake which is always a plus in my book. Nice going.

Angry Green Bikini Car Wash

Monday, August 29th, 2011

Hey check out the Angry Green Bikini Car Wash girls. These are the chicks that want you to go green and if you don’t, then they get angry. Most of them should be angry that they look frumpy in their green bikinis. Kinda cute in the face but not doing much for me below the neck. Now, I’m angry too! 🙂

Aussie Bikini Babes

Monday, August 29th, 2011

These Australian bikini babes are cute! They’re just laughing and smiling so adorably on the beach in their flag bikinis. That’s what we like to see. Girls in their bikinis that are happy and loving life. I’ve never been to Australia but after checking out these pictures, I think I’ll make a trip out their and check out the bikini scene in person. Wanna go with me?

Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Bike Ride

Friday, August 26th, 2011

Working hard to resurrect her caress is 2006 Playboy Playmate Sara Jean Underwood riding around in a bikini bottom. It’s been 5 yrs and if she wants attention, all she needs to do is get a reality TV show where she cries, gets drunk and curses out her friends and family members. You’ll have to try harder than that Sara.

College Bikini Cuties

Friday, August 26th, 2011

Summer break is almost up but not for these college bikini cuties. They’re just smiling so brightly for the cameraman and so happy to be where ever they are. I’m really liking their bikinis, especially the gold bikini top and green bikini bottom. That’s a nice match that goes together very well. I hope these girls have fun on their Summer break because they want to be nice and freshly rested for those drunken parties in the dorm to come.

Preggo Bikini Cake

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

I bet a lot of pregnant women with their cravings would love to devour this preggo bikini cake. It’s wonderfully crafted and notice how the bikini top doesn’t go all the way across. It’s a stringless preggo bikini top. I wonder why they put a bunch of aces around. Is it because preggo babes are aces? I can agree with that. Pregnancy is a beautiful thing. I wonder kind of cake stuffing is in the stomach part.

MILF’s To Be Bikini Contest

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

It’s true that pregnant women are beautiful and have a glow about them. In my opinion, all of these MILF deserve to win in this bikini contest. Motherhood is a wonderful thing. It’s shows that they are proud to get up their with those enormous stomachs in a bikini. Alot pregnant women won’t do it but they should embrace their pregnancy because that’s how we all came to be. Let’s give them the HOTTEST MILFS TO BE BIKINI AWARD.