Archive for July, 2011

USA Bikini Girl

Friday, July 29th, 2011

It doesn’t have to be a holiday to show off a hot girl wearing a stars and stripes American bikini. Here’s a cute babe looking stunning in a red, white and blue bikini that shows her pride. We’re always happy to showcase USA bikinis and especially if they look as hot at this girl.

Sand Bikini Sculpture

Friday, July 29th, 2011

Very nice! Anything that’s creative and unique with regard to bikinis gets on this site. Here someone has made a sand sculpture of a fat lady in a bikini. Absolutely splendid. It’s great that the person didn’t make it look like a “perfect girl” in the sand. This sculpture has lots of character and all parts of this sculpture is comical and delightful. Let’s give it the MOST AWESOME SAND BIKINI SCULPTURE AWARD. Great going!

Holly Madison Bikini Party

Thursday, July 28th, 2011

Playboy Playmate Holly Madison (the only one not in a bikini) really knows how to give a great bikini party. These girls are at Planet Hollywood celebrating something that nobody really cares because they look so hot in their bikinis. They could celebrate frizzy hair day and I’d show up to this party. Of course not all of the girls are mega hot but enough are for me to hang around and pretend I’m somebody important to get a few numbers.

Hooters Bikini Babes

Thursday, July 28th, 2011

These Hooters bikini babes aren’t too shabby. Very nice, I must say. They actually have “hooters” and from the numbered tags on their bikini bottoms, looks like they’re in some sort of contest. This would be a very hard contest to judge, imo. They’re all cute. However, if I were FORCED to pick, it would probably be the brunette in the blue bikini on the far right. Her flat abs are blowing me away.

Winning Bikini Dude

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

I’m not sure how this dude in a bikini won that trophy unless he paid for it. He’s totally over-tanned and overexposed in the face. He didn’t shave and that’s a no-no in the dude bikini circuit. You must have an entire body wax if you plan on wearing a bikini seriously. He’s also wearing sneakers which is a negatory. Dude sandals are what’s in. Maybe he won because his pink and white bikini was the prettiest.

Bikini Fire Girl

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

Oh boy! Why can’t we have firegirls that look like this. Wouldn’t you like to get rescued by a hot bikini babe wearing a sexy yellow bikini like this? I’d let her drag me from the rubble and carry me to safety. Totally hot and flawless. Let’s give her the HOTTEST BIKINI FIRE GIRL AWARD. I want to blow this picture up and put it on my wall.

A Bikini Baconator

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

Someone took a cell phone shot of a full figured babe walking around in a bacon bikini. Boy, that’s a lot of bacon on that body. It looks really heavy. It must be cold where she is because she has on mittens and a hat. Maybe it’s cold to keep the bacon from smelling and spoiling. I wonder what’s going to happen to that bacon after the contest. Hmmmm. Would you like a BLT sandwich made from that bacon?

Asian Bikini Contest

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

Here are a bunch of Asian bikini babes all lined up in a bikini contest. I must say that they’re all really cute. It’s nice on the eyes that they’re all wearing the same color of bikini. That way you can judge them on their personal attributes without getting distracted by the bikini. Let’s give them the HOTTEST ASIAN BIKINI CONTEST AWARD. If I were going to pick a winner, it would be the babe that’s 4th from the left that’s holding up 10 fingers. Cute.

Airbrushed Bikini

Monday, July 25th, 2011

This is what you call an Airbrushed Bikini. It’s not a very good job and could have used more colors in my opinion. The bikini bottom could have been worked on a little more if you know what I mean. It’s ok but it’s not something that I would recommend if you plan on going swimming afterwards.

Trucker Bikini Contest

Monday, July 25th, 2011

If you’ve never been to a Trucker Bikini Contest, then consider this your invitation. This is what the contestants look like. They look sort of broken down and normally you need to take a few glances to make sure that they’re really women. Like for instance the bikini babe in the stars and stripes bikini on the far right. If that’s a woman, then it’s a stretch. They’re all standing next to the trophy so not sure who won. If these were the best in the contest, then I want to see the losers.