Archive for June, 2011

Blue Bikini Beach

Thursday, June 30th, 2011

It’s attack of the blue bikinis!! Run Run! Just kidding. It’s a Cosmo affair on the beach where all of the girls are wearing blue bikinis. The thing about a bunch of girls all wearing the same color bikini and standing so close together is that it’s hard to figure out which one has the hottest body. They all look like blue bikini clones of each other. I honestly don’t know which one I could say that I like the best. Maybe the one on the far left with the cowboy hat on. She looks like she’s 1% hotter than the rest.

Beanies Bikini Contest

Thursday, June 30th, 2011

How very interesting to see a Beanies Bikini Contest. Not only do these babes get to walk around wearing sexy bikinis, they also have to wear beanie caps. Awesome idea. I love beanies. I have quite a few of them so this is really cool to see. These bikini babes look really hot in their bikinis but I think that the one in the all white bikini stands out. I really like the white furry boots that the girl standing third from the left is wearing. Very nice touch.

Hooters Bikini Contest

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

My buddies and I really enjoy hanging out at Hooters so it’s especially delightful to show off these Hooters Bikini Babes competing in a Hooters Bikini Contest. I only have one question. Where are the hooters? These are some hot body babes but where are the hooters? Maybe it’s a “I wanna be a Hooters girl” bikini contest. Hey, I’m a dude..what do you expect.

Bikini Boat Girls

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

Hanging out on a boat are cute bikini boat girls. They’re toting their cocktails around while they laugh and pose for a pretty picture. I wonder what’s the occasion for these girls hanging out on this boat. The one front and center has a nose that is practically jumping off the page. I’m not calling them ugly or anything. It’s just these girls wouldn’t get on my boat unless they paid me first.

Fishy Bikini Top

Tuesday, June 28th, 2011

Hey check out this Fishy Bikini Top that you can wear to your favorite bikini parties. It’s bright, cheerful and totally fun! Bikini tops like these are cute. They’re not sexy or anything but if you’re going to a cool bikini party and want to wear something unique and different, this would be something you could wear. I just wonder what the bottom looks like.

Chubby Bikini Beach

Tuesday, June 28th, 2011

Big girls need love too and there’s nothing wrong with a bunch of chubby chased babes hanging out in the ocean wearing their favorite bikinis. The rolls are abundant with lots for everyone to go around. There’s really just too much to say about these lovely ladies. Don’t you just love the pose that the one in the pink bikini top is striking? Now Vogue!

Missouri Bikini Team

Monday, June 27th, 2011

When is the next flight to Missouri? That’s where I want to be if there are girls walking around in sexy red bikinis that look like this. You guys in Missouri are really lucky. Here’s the Missouri Bikini Team just relaxing on a boat in hot red bikinis. You’re Lucky you’re not out steering your boat while waving at these lovely ladies because you just might crash it.

Bikini Zombie Babes

Monday, June 27th, 2011

Watch out! It’s attack of the Bikini Zombie Babes! They’re walking around looking for a cool pool party to attend. What’s up with these girls in bikinis standing around as if they are in a time warp? These girls look very hungry and scary. If I were a guy walking around in the their midst, I probably wouldn’t feel comfortable because of the way they are just standing around. Really weird. Let’s give them the MOST WEIRD BIKINI ZOMBIE BABES AWARD.

Sunburned Bikini Stripe

Friday, June 24th, 2011

Oh yeah, she’s really hot but totally sunburned. You can see the previous bikini she wore which was a stripe across her chest. That’s some bad sunburn if you notice her neck and chest which is totally pink. It’s a shame what some models will do just to get a hot bikini tan. She’s pretty in the face but should probably just wear full clothing until all of the peeling, itching and scratching goes away. Let’s give her the CUTEST SUNBURNED BIKINI BABE AWARD. Just because…

Trailer Park Bikini Wash

Friday, June 24th, 2011

We love trailer parks!! At one point or another we’ve all either been in one, visited one or lived in one. Here are two hot bikini wearing babes who love trailer parks too! They’re out showing their support by washing trailers in their sexy bikinis. Isn’t that nice of them? As you can see, the biker boys are hanging around in hopes that after these girls have finished washing the trailers, they’ll spray down their bikes too. Oh it’s so much fun for everyone!!