Archive for May, 2011

Bikini Body Shots

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

One of the most common things that you’ll see in college and dorms are bikini body shots. That’s when a girl lays down and there is salt sprinkled on her tummy. A guy (or a girl) takes a sip of tequila then licks up the salt along her belly and ultimately ends up taking the lime out of her mouth. Now, this is 2011 so what’s wrong with this scenario? The fact that it’s totally unhygiene. First of all you’re licking off the sweat of a stranger’s body. You’re getting salt into your tongue wounds then exchanging saliva from taking the lime from your mouth to yours. I sure do know how to spoil a mood huh? lol 🙂 Don’t do them unless it’s your girlfriend, you could get herpes of the tongue in weird ways dudes!

Smack That College Booty

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

One thing that I can surely appreciate is a nice smack of a nice looking booty. These college chicks are having a great time dancing around and giving each other slaps on their rear ends. I see nothing wrong with that. In fact, I say that we need a National Smack That Booty Day where girls all over the world smack each other’s booties. It’s just the right thing to do.

Hooters Bikini Butts

Monday, May 30th, 2011

Known for the fronts, here are some Hooters bikini girls who are being recognized for their butts. Nice pairs if I must say so myself. Most Hooters girls don’t have really big enhanced chests like everything thinks. Mostly are just normal and pleasant and usually are very proportioned. These girls are cute in the face and that’s a good thing because there’s nothing more irritating than an ugly Hooter girl and I’ve seem plenty but not these girls. They’re by far some of the cutest. No award though. Maybe next time.

Cute Bikini Asians

Monday, May 30th, 2011

Pretty Asian babes in skimpy bikinis are a favorite around here. Aren’t they cute? they’re modeling some bikinis that I would definitely buy for a girlfriend of mine because they’re simple yet sexy plus these Asian cuties are hot. Let’s not hestitate and let’s give them the HOTTEST BIKINI ASIANS AWARD OF THE WEEK.

Busted Bikini Babes Tour

Friday, May 27th, 2011

Now this is the kind of bikini tour that I’d love to be on. The Busted Bikini Babes Tour. Girls who are totally rotted out and look like crap in their bikinis. What in the world is going on? None of them are hot and I guess the sponsor has them dancing around in hopes of stirring up some sort of excitement about these girls. Gotta give them the BUSTED BIKINI BABES AWARD. So not sexy.

Redneck Bikini Vacation

Friday, May 27th, 2011

You can tell by the gapped teeth that these ladies are on their redneck bikini vacation. The colors of their awesome (NOT) bikinis make it so apparent. As you can see, there is beer in hand so it’s just a matter of time before the party gets really started. I love rednecks and redneck parties because there is unlimited beer and tons of babes whether they’re hot or not, you can still strike up a conversation and get lucky once you get really drunk. Let’s give them the REDNECK BABES OF THE WEEK AWARD. I’d buy them all beers.

Demi Lovato & Selena Gomez BFF Bikinis

Thursday, May 26th, 2011

Justin Bieber fans attack!! LOL These girls are the most sought after up and coming Hollywood starlets that seem to get all of the attention in Tinsel Town. Justin Bieber fans aren’t too happy with Selena on the right. But she says that she doesn’t want to hide her relationship with Justin and I don’t blame them. Young love is beautiful. I wonder if they’ll end up getting married. Oh I can hear the hissing now….lol

New Orleans Bikini Competition

Thursday, May 26th, 2011

Here’s a New Orleans, Louisiana bikini competition with some cute girls. Well they’re not exactly cute but rather ok looking. I like the blonde in the middle with the neon blue bikini on but the other ones don’t really stand out. Their bikinis are sort of blah but what can you expect after Katrina, it’s hard to get a good bikini these days.

Strapless Bikini Top

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011

This is what I’m looking forward to seeing a lot on the beaches. Strapless bikini tops more more more!! How do they stay up? Velcro to the skin? Women amaze me with the things that they can wear and I think these strapless bikini tops are cool. It’s about time for something new and different and still sexy. These strapless tops are much sexier than the slingback bikinis which look like floss..yucky. These are nice. Let’s give them the SEXIEST STRAPLESS BIKINI TOPS AWARD.

Manly Mud Girls

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011

Here are a few mud girls that on first glance I thought were dudes. Looking kinda manly there. If it wasn’t for their tops, I’d think they were two dudes all dirty and muddy. That mud doesn’t look appealing on them. If I didn’t know it was mud, I’d think it was something really nasty and dirty and I just don’t want to think about that. I’m eating lunch while writing this post. Yuck!