Archive for April, 2011

Penelope Cruz Nip Slip

Friday, April 22nd, 2011

If you’re a big fan of Penelope Cruz, now is your chance to see her with a nip slip. She doesn’t look like she’s aware of her bikini malfunction. It happens. What’s amazing is that paparazzi are always around to catch any photos that can happen. I bet the guy who took this pic was camped out for hours and then he got lucky. Can’t wait to see you in the new Pirates movie Penelope. Probably won’t be any nip slips in that.

Bikini Smiley Face

Friday, April 22nd, 2011

We love smiley faces!! They’re so cute and they make us smile! Here’s a smiley face bikini which is really cute. I’ve never seen one before like this. I’ve seen the one that has a bunch of smiley faces all over but none with the eyes up top and the lips at the bottom. Oh look, she even has a nose which is her belly button jewelry. Her body isn’t bad looking. I’d just like to see one of the really big fat chicks put on a smiley face bikini. Now that would be something to really smile about. NOT!

Cute Bikini Nurse

Thursday, April 21st, 2011

I get a big kick out of bikini costumes so I’m really enjoying this cute nurse bikini. I love the mesh-fishnet stockings which go along perfectly with the costume. I had to go for a check up last week and it would have been so nice if the nurse walked in wearing this bikini costume. It’s cold in those doctor’s offices, so she might have been a bit chilly but that’s ok. It’s her job. Let’s give her the CUTEST NURSE BIKINI AWARD. All of that dark eye make up isn’t necessary. It makes her look like an evil nurse.

Blazing Hot Bikini Contest

Thursday, April 21st, 2011

Ok, I thought I’d treat you to something hot and sexy to look at after posting those pictures of fat chicks in bikinis. LOL. Here are some blazing hot babes in sexy bikinis!!! They’re all not hot but 4 out of 5 ain’t bad. It’s been a while, so let’s have our own Killer Bikini Babes contest right here and now. We’re ranking them from left to right. Let’s go.

#1: The bikini babe in the black and red heart pasties is cute. I think the pasties is being desperate but she does have a cute body.

#2: Pink stripped bikini looks good on her extra slender frame. Kinda too slender for me though.

#3: Green bikini is sorta boring but I like her long curly hair. Her abs are kinda weird and she has the kind of waist that will explode and expand about 20 inches once she hits 40 yrs.

#4: Nice body and sexy black bikini. Not much to her bikini which is nice. She looks like a cougar in the face.

#5. Cute body and nice bikini. The bikini top looks like it was blacked out.

The Winner is: #5. I just like her body and face. #4 is the runner up because her body is hot too but her face wasn’t doing it for me. I love having our own contests. 🙂

Fat Bikini Woww

Wednesday, April 20th, 2011

This is what a real Jersey Shore babe looks like. Her name is Fat-Woww and she’s going to star in her own reality TV show called The Fat Shore. Look at the thighs on this woman. If you could see my mouth, you’d see that it’s wide open while I’m typing this post right now. I can’t believe how unproportioned her body is. I’ve seen lots of fat woman but this is strange. Her upper body looks chubby but her bottom part is way out there. She even has the nerve to smile while not having enough food on her plate. She knows that she eats much more than that and is probably just trying to be nice because she’s out in public. I really don’t even know what type of award to give her but I feel that I need to give her something. Ok, let’s give her the FATTEST THIGHS IN A BIKINI AWARD. After looking at this picture, I plan on eating nothing but salads for the rest of the week.

Chubby Car Chaser

Wednesday, April 20th, 2011

Lol to the 2nd power! I love this pic!! I can tell you right now that it’s photo-shopped. I didn’t do it but I wish that I did. I’ve shown this picture of this fat girl before but I guess someone cut her out and placed her on top of a car and I love it. I’m still laughing and can’t stop. Why don’t we see big fat girls sitting on top of cars in commercials? I’d really like to see something like that. That might coax me into buying a car faster than just seeing the same old skinny girls. Let’s give this the BEST BIKINI PHOTOSHOP AWARD. I’m still LMAO!

Bikini Fat Back

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

You really don’t need to see the look or expression on this woman’s face to know that she’s probably not happy. You can tell by her posture which is slumped over that she wishes she were about 200 pounds lighter so she could really fit into that bikini and run along the beach rather than get stuck sinking in the sand. How many rolls can you count on her back? I’ve counted 9. Poor thing, don’t you just want to give her a hug?

Bikini Bend Over

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

Look at the dude’s expression as he looks at the overly voluptuous woman bend over. That’s why I really don’t like going to public pools too much. There are too many foreign things swimming around. If there are more than two or three people in a pool, I won’t go in. I’d much rather go to the ocean and get bitten by a shark than go to a local pool for the same reason why this guy is looking at this big woman bending over and trying to get out of this pool. Oh no!

Movie Bikini Extras

Monday, April 18th, 2011

Here are a few movie bikini extras who are on the set of a bloody movie. I would have much rather seen the girls all drenched in blood but we couldn’t get any shots of that. These girls look a little sleezy and that’s kind of interesting. 🙂 They’re striking sexy poses and I really like the red checkered halter top bikini. Their faces are true bow wows but they’re bodies are sorta hot. Sorta.

Arizona State Bikini Cheerleaders

Monday, April 18th, 2011

These Arizona State University bikini cheerleaders are really cute. Which translates to mean “are ok”. There is really nothing striking about them. They honestly look sorta too old to be cheerleaders but I guess that means they’re younger than 25 but they look older than that to me. Anyways, I really like their cute bikinis. The colorful pink and yellow bikini in the middle is really cute but the face on the wearer isn’t doing much for me, just her bikini. I really like how girls mix and match bikini top and bottoms colors like the purple top and black bottom. No award for these girls…too bad.