Archive for April, 2011

Cute Bikini Babes

Friday, April 29th, 2011

These bikini babess are really cute. Pretty smiles and fresh faces are always a nice picker upper during the day right? They look like they’re at some kind of affair and maybe performing because of the two babes dressed alike in the gold swimsuits. Let’s give these girls the CUTEST BIKINI BABES AWARD.

Bad Bikini Taste

Friday, April 29th, 2011

If you want to know what Bad Bikini Taste looks like….this is it. Totally awful. It’s a good thing I can’t see her face because that would give me just more to talk about. What I’d like to know is what’s in her bikini top? Let’s guess. Hmmmm…could be soccer balls, honeydew melons or mini-basketballs. Surely, it’s not her chest. Can’t be! Why would any woman want to walk around with something like that? Looking at those just makes me want to go bowling or something. She’s getting the WORST BIKINI CHEST ENHANCEMENTS AWARD. She takes the cake.

Santa’s Sexy Bikini Helpers

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

These pictures of Santa’s Sexy Bikini Helpers really make me yearn for an early Xmas. Aren’t they cute? I’m all for hot chicks dressing up in adorable bikinis and this pic made me smile. They’re not the finest babes but it’s a cute photo. I’m sure if they were actually Santa’s helpers, they might have on a bit more clothing. These much be the Clearwater, Florida, bikini helpers from the looks of the ocean in the background. Sorry, no award though.

Boring Bikini Tub Time

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

What kind of bikini party is this? These girls look like they’re dozing off or bored to death. They’re plenty lucky that I’m not there because there’d be lots of action going on. What’s wrong with them? These girls are too cute to sit around bored in a bathtub. What’s the world coming to? 🙁

Cottage Cheese Bikini Butt

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Oooohhh nooooo. This is a fashion downer. That cottage cheese bikini butt is not good. Cute bikini, bad butt. Why do some women do this? It’s not sexy at all. If you have a cottage cheese bikini butt, ladies you should wear a bikini bottom that covers up all of your rear plus add a sheer bikini cover up to assist in making your figure look appealing when you know you have dimples all over your butt. Let’s give her the SHAMEFUL BIKINI BUTT AWARD.

Bikini Lawn Care

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Not bad at all. I just wish there were girls in my neighborhood that went around offering to cut lawns. I wouldn’t mind becoming a regular customer. The only ones I get are big fat burly dudes named Ralph who smoke cigars and smell like pastrami. Having a sexy blonde walking around on my block in a cute skimpy bikini would really make my week! I’d give her a tip even if she were doing my neighbor’s yard.

Fat Bikini Twins

Tuesday, April 26th, 2011

You probably won’t catch these bikini twins out anywhere without a plate of food in front of them. This picture is astonishing. They have the nerve to go out wearing skimpy bikinis that don’t even fit right. You can see that from the peeks of crack that stem from their bikini bottoms. What’s totally hilarious are the amounts of food that they have set out before them on a table that they bought out. This is a formal affair for these chubby bikini wearers. Both of their hair is wet so they probably dunked in the water then decided on an a meal. That’s a lot of food but that’s probably only a mid-afternoon snack for them.

Attack of the Plastic Bikini Bimbos

Tuesday, April 26th, 2011

Watch out!! It’s Attack of the Plastic Surgery Bikini Bimbos! Here are a few celebs that have been enhanced from head to toe. You can see the botox bursting out of their lips and foreheads. We’re not even going to mention the chest area because they’re rock hard and not attractive to me. Some of my buddies go gaga crazy over chest enhancements like that. I’m just afraid of getting a concussion.

Uma Thurman Bikini Classic

Monday, April 25th, 2011

This photo of Uma Thurman in a white classic two piece bikini is really stimulating. A co-worker of mine called her bottoms granny panties but I think it’s just a retro salute to the bikinis of classic Hollywood stars like Joan Crawford or Marilyn Monroe. It’s sort of refreshing to see a woman covered up in a nice looking bikini. The halter top could use some padding up top but other than that you really need a nice slender body (like Uma’s ) in order to wear a tight fitting bikini that fits snuggly over your waist. Nice going Uma.

Dorm Room Bikini

Monday, April 25th, 2011

They say a picture is worth a thousand words which is very true about this picture of a bunch of college kids and a girl in a bikini. What’s interesting in this photo is why is she the only one in a bikini? The other girls are covered up wearing t-shirts and shorts. It looks like they’re standing in an inflated pool or something. I can’t make it all out. Ok, my scenario on this picture is that the girl on the right in the pink and red shorts is about to undress to reveal her bikini and then her and the girl in the orange bikini are about to have a bikini mud fight! Yeah!! See you can make a picture say practically anything you want. 🙂