Archive for March, 2011

Saran Wrap Bikinis

Thursday, March 31st, 2011

Very cute!!! I like it a lot. Anything that’s creative is right up my alley. Here are some girls dressed up in bikinis who decided to wrap themselves up in Saran Wrap. It’s the perfect way to protect your bikini if you’re drunk and don’t want to spill alcohol on yourself so your parents can’t find out when you go home. Very smart. I must give it up to these girls. Let’s give them the SMARTEST WAY TO HIDE DRINKING FROM YOUR PARENTS AWARD.

Bikini Snow Ritual

Thursday, March 31st, 2011

This scene of a few bikini babes standing around a statute in the show looks very creepy. It looks like some sort of weird ritual where they cut off heads and do some sort of wild worship or something. I don’t know. It just looks really ghoulish like they are going to turn into vampires or something. Why hang out in bikinis in the show at night? The smiles on their faces look really suspicious too. Hmmmmmm…makes me wonder.

Cute Bikini Skiers

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011

Wintertime is still very alive in some states and these cute bikini babes are taking full advantage of it. It has to be totally cold for them to be out there skiing in blinding snow. I can’t see their faces so they get a free pass. It looks like their bodies are in great shape so we’ll give them some points for that. It looks like lots of fun.

Killer Bikini Babe of the Week

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011

Say hello to the Killer Bikini babe of the week. Every week we’ll have one babe or babes that I consider really hot. As you know, I’m hard on a lot of the women in bikinis on this site. Although you don’t have to be a raving beauty, there are some things that you must have in order to become the Killer Bikini Babe of the week. You must have all of your teeth. No bullet wounds or cuts on your body. This babe is smoking hot. She’s cute and really like those deep blue eyes. She really deserves the KILLER BIKINI BABE OF THE WEEK AWARD.

Bar Hopping Bikini Chicks

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

You can tell these babes go out in their bikinis so guys can buy them drinks. I don’t buy girls drinks at clubs, they buy me drinks. All I do is walk up to a babe at the bar and tell her some sad story about how my puppy got ran over by a car and she feels so sorry for me that she offers to buy me a drink. Take notes dudes. Save your money and make them spend theirs. These babes aren’t hot except for maybe the one in the pink bikini top, although I still wouldn’t buy her a drink.

All Ugly Bikini Babes

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

Normally when you see a picture of a bunch of bikini babes, at least one of two of them are cute. However, in this picture, ALL of these chicks are butt ugly. It’s a shame that there is nothing sexy about any of these girls. Most of them have flabby bellies and their bikinis look very boring. It’s like if they were the last women on the earth, I’d probably still have more fun pleasuring myself. Yeah, they’re that ugly.

Tree Bikini Stump

Monday, March 28th, 2011

How very creative. Someone spray painted a bikini on a tree stump. It must be boring in their town but I do think it’s an eye catcher. I’d do something like this if I had a lemonade stand and wanted folks attention. It’s really cute and things like this always gets time on our site. Anything creative and genuine gets out attention. Thumbs up!

Sailor Bikini Hottie

Monday, March 28th, 2011

This picture makes me want to join the Navy. Wow!! She’s so fine. I love that sailor bikini. It really accentuates her good looks even further. Just imagine if the women out on the seas looked like this. Guys would never want to come back home. I know I wouldn’t. It’s a good thing they don’t because we need men to pay attention to protecting our country and it would be kinda hard with hot babes looking like this walking around on deck. Let’s give her the HOTTEST SAILOR BIKINI BABE AWARD.

Cosmo Bikini Girls

Monday, March 21st, 2011

Cosmopolitan Magazine is awesome. I love picking it up and reading about the latest bikini fashions and sexy articles. Growing up, it was one of those magazines that was like borderline Playboy. It was racy and sort of scandalous. Cosmo always gives you the heads up on what to do and not to do in a relationship and about sexual relations. So since I love the mag so much, thought I’d give homage with these pictures of some cute babes with cosmo bikinis on. Their bottoms are a bit saggy but hey we all can’t have our cake and eat it too.

Russian Flag Bikini Beauty

Monday, March 21st, 2011

I remember when you would think of a Russian babe, a big oversized dark haired sumo wrestling looking babe with thick ankles would come to mind. Not anymore!!! Check out this lovely Russian beauty in a sexy Russian flag bikini. Hubba Hubba!!! She even has a few cute tattoos on her lovely body. I’ve never been to Russia but after looking at this stunning beauty, I just might check out some of their Summer vacation packages. Wouldn’t you? Oh yeah!!! Let’s give her the HOTTEST RUSSIAN BIKINI BABE AWARD.