Archive for January, 2011

Winter Bikini Preggo

Monday, January 31st, 2011

Is this girl out of her mind? She’s pregnant and barefoot walking around in the freezing snow outdoors and she’s dumping buckets of water on top of her. That’s a call for pneumonia right there! OMG! Is that what being preggers does to a woman? I have to LOL because those dudes sittind down smoking their cigarettes aren’t even concerned or trying to stop this girl from turning herself into a human icicle. I’d love to know what she did after dumping all of the water on her head. Even those guys are bundled up from head to toe. I’ll never understand women.

Hot Chick Bikini Flag

Monday, January 31st, 2011

Hey you all know how I feel about hot chicks in USA flag bikinis. I can’t get enough!! Here’s a SUPER HOT babe looking so sweet in the stars and stripes. I must admit this might be one of the hottest USA bikini flag babes so far. She’s cute in the face and is really filling out that bikini perfectly. I like the candy striped shorts that she’s taking off to reveal the cute stars and stripes bikini bottom. Very tasteful, very nice. Let’s give her the HOTTEST USA BIKINI FLAG BABE AWARD. The best this year 2011.

Southern Bikini Hospitality

Friday, January 28th, 2011

This is how the southerners do it. Check out another confederate bikini but this time she adds some leather and leg high boots. Looks like that guy couldn’t stop his head from turning. I don’t blame him. Although she’s a bit chunky, you can’t help but stop and stare at something like that coming towards you down the street. I just would have loved to see what her face looks like. I’m thinking not too good or cute because if it was, he might have stopped her instead of just watch her walk by.

Bikini Duct Tape Disaster

Friday, January 28th, 2011

This is one of the worst duct tape bikinis I’ve ever seen. It’s so bad. She didn’t even finish the bikini top. Bad girl. The mix matched knee high striped socks is a big FAIL. She looks like she’s totally trashed and belongs in the trash with that outfit on. Yeah sure she has a cute body but why mess it up with a bad duct tape job? Ok, girlie, you’re getting the WORST BIKINI DUCT TAPE AWARD. Shame on you.

Cosmo Bikini Flash

Thursday, January 27th, 2011

Here are the Cosmo Bikini Flash babes hanging out at the beach in their sexy blue bikinis. These are some pretty flabby bikini bodies. If you’re going to represent a product, shouldn’t your body be in the best form? Well I have to blame the person who hired these girls too. They look pretty much like they’re all in their late 30’s early 40’s. Nothing wrong with that but for Cosmo Girls? Maybe it’s just me.

Confederate Bikini Cutie

Thursday, January 27th, 2011

Well hey if it isn’t another confederate flag bikini babe. She’s kinda cute. Where are they getting these bikinis from? I’ve never seen them in the stores that I shop and I’m a southerner too. Anyways, she could have done something more with her hair. It’s a little moppy but I must admit she has a cute shape and is really working the bikini very well.

Bikini Wedding Dress

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

Want to get married at the beach? No problem, just get yourself a bikini wedding dress. I think it’s totally fabulous. Why not. It’s your wedding day and the only thing this girl is missing is a veil for her hair and flowers. That would have made it the perfect wedding outfit. Maybe she had it on earlier, who knows. I love the white bikini with the veil in the back. Extremely classy and if I were a girl, I’d want this for my wedding.

Chinese Bikini Party

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

Who says you needs dudes at a party? These Chinese bikini babes don’t. It’s all about partying with the girls. They are dancing and doing their thing without any guys around and that is so cool. I wonder if it’s a lesbian party? Sure does make you wonder. Where are the Geisha girls? Chinese culture sure has changed and it’s so weird looking at all of these girls dancing around in bikinis. Reminds me of American Band Stand but in Chinese and no dudes.

Cute Bikini Nurse

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Not bad at all. Wow, I’d love for this cute nurse to give me some bedside manner. Very nice. Although her face looks like it’s a plastic Barbie doll face. Too much makeup but that’s no biggie. I’m soooo loving the bikini nurse uniform VERY MUCH! It fits her perfectly. It’s not distasteful or gawdy. She even is standing by the telephone like she’s a real nurse. lol.. Ok, let’s give her the HOTTEST NURSES BIKINI UNIFORM EVER AWARD. She made my day. 🙂

Rock Hard Bikini Bust

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Ok, now this is just ridiculous. Look at her chest! It’s not sexy so I’m not even going that route. It’s pretty disgusting. It looks like she took two oversized shot puts and stuffed them into her chest. It’s really distracting and not good looking at all to me. Don’t get me wrong. The rest of her body and even her face is rocking!! But that chest is just awful. Honey, you need to call up your plastic surgeon and tell him you’re cancelling the check. They don’t look real or normal in any sense. Maybe if she had on a full blouse covering them all up, it would look better but not with that skimpy bikini on. I think girls that were those skimpy bikinis don’t need to have oversized chests. Smaller chests will do. Ok, I gotta give her the WORST PLASTIC SURGERY CHEST ENHANCEMENTS AWARD. Ewwww.