Archive for December, 2010

Muddy Bikini Girls

Friday, December 31st, 2010

If you like dirty girls in bikinis then today is your lucky girl. Meet the Mud Girls. They’re hot chicks who love getting their bodies smeared with mud. I like it too. They’re really cute. However, they’re not dirty enough. I think they should have covered themselves from head to toe in mud to the point where they are unrecognizable. That’s a true mud girl. I like girls who don’t mind getting dirty. Some girls hate to get dirty or muddy. Those are prissy chicks and those are the kinds of girls, I throw in the mud to show them a lesson. Yeah!!!

Ugly Guy and Ugly Bikini Wife

Friday, December 31st, 2010

Meet Mary and Jarry. They won the Ugliest Guy and Hottest Wife Contest. I think that’s wrong..it should be the Ugliest Guy and Ugliest Wife Contest. Maybe it’s just me but I thought Mary was a dude. She looks very manly in the face and even her body. She’s straight up and down. Her hair looks like a wig. I think Mary is a man. If she’s the hottest wife, then what did the other wives look like? Oh, I shutter to think. Blah!

Miss LadyBoy Bikini Contest

Thursday, December 30th, 2010

Yes, these are dudes. It’s the National Miss Ladyboy Bikini Contest. It’s a bikini contest that’s made up of transgendered men. I will say that some of them are totally passable. Especially that one laying down on the floor. I thought he was a girl for sure. If you look closely at some of the other ones, you can sort of see the dude in them. Hey, I say, whatever floats your boat. I wonder who won.

Caught in the Act

Thursday, December 30th, 2010

This must be L.A. because you won’t catch dudes walking around here in Tampa wearing bikinis like that. They’d get jumped. What is he doing walking around in a bikini and a purse. He must be a cross dresser that’s very confident about himself. Honestly dude. One thing about this dude is, he might not even be gay. Some cross dressers aren’t gay. They are straight but just like dressing up in women’s clothes. Go figure. Ok…UGLIEST DUDE IN A BIKINI AWARD.

Miss Kentucky Bikini Contest

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

The only problem with this picture is that it’s not big enough to see these hot Miss Kentucky bikini contests up close. From what I can see, they’re pretty hot. There are a few barkers in the bunch but that’s to be expected. Not everyone can look good. It’s a nice assortment of bikinis and the girls are varied also. Blondes and brunettes scattered throughout which is always a good thing. If I had to pick out one, I’d say my eyes were really liking the babe sitting down on the floor with the red and blue bikini. Her enhancements are nice.

Totally 80’s Bikini Babes

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

Oh boy check out the totally 1980’s bikini babes. You can tell it’s from the 80’s by that hair. It’s high, wild and teased to no end. These babes look like they’re some Vegas strippers or something. They’re a little more on the semi-classy side because I don’t see any cuts and bruises on them. Yeah, high end babes. They sort of remind me of the kind of girls you might see on a Dallas or Dynasty tv show. Right?

Oh Damn Bikini

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

Oh come on now. When you get to a certain age and your body looks a certain way, you should not wear a string bikini. Why would you do that to yourself? Just look at this monstrosity. She even has the nerve to smile for the picture. She’s probably some rich lady who has so much money she doesn’t care if she has more rolls than Pillsbury. It’s hard for me to even look at. Ok…WORST OLD LADY IN A BIKINI AWARD. I might have nightmares. Mommy, I’m scared.

Spring Break Bikini Butt

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

We love bikini butts!!! What better way than to overdose on butts than get a bunch of spring breakers together to pose for a bikini butt shot. Awesome!!! They’re all thong bikinis too. (smile). Remember back in the day when bikini bottoms covered the entire buttock. No more!! Long gone are those days and boy am I happy!!!

Granny Bikini Ticket

Monday, December 27th, 2010

Poor granny is getting a ticket. Is it because of a traffic violation or because of the way she looks in her swimsuit? She’s obviously not at the beach, so maybe it’s an indecent exposure citation. If I were a cop, I’d give her one. At least she’s not drunk or doesn’t look it. Wouldn’t it be so sad if granny was driving drunk..hey maybe that’s why she’s getting a ticket. Who wants to put in a few bucks to help granny out with her ticket?

NHRA Bikini Contest

Monday, December 27th, 2010

Hey check out the National Hot Rod Association (NHRA) bikini contest babes. These chicks don’t play around. These are some very skimpy bikinis. Oh boy, check out the babe in the yellow bikini in the middle. It looks like she just pasted some Post It Notes to her chest and crotch area. Wth? That’s funny. Oh check out these short babe in the multi-colored bikini. She look likes she’s about 4’6 tall. I just admit that all of their bodies are quite hot. If I had to pick a favorite body it would be the Post It Notes babe. I’d love to help unstick her.