Archive for November, 2010

Chunky Bikini Model

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

Miss Surrey Chloe Marshall poses at the launch of Miss England Bikini 2008. She’s a plus size bikini model and that’s ok. I never said that a person needs to be a size 3 to be in a bikini, that’s not my thing. I like making fun of chunky girls because I’m a dude. Chloe is chunky. She could tone up a little bit but the weight on her isn’t bad. Most women in America are this size and I date women of all shapes and sizes. She doesn’t look sloppy, just thick and hearty, like a big bowl of clam chowder soup.

Asian Bikini Volleyball

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

Oh hey check out an all girl asian volleyball team. Aren’t they cute? I would have loved to see pictures of them in action. It’s nice that they’re standing around posing for the picture but I want to see them dive for balls and get sand all in their faces. I love girl’s volleyball. The best part is watching them fly around and get dirty. That’s just me but if you ask other guys, I’m sure they’ll tell you the same things. Ok, these girls are cute. No award, just cute.

Ipanema Bikini Babes

Monday, November 29th, 2010

Don’t ever say I’ve never done anything nice for you fellas out there Just check out these hot pictures of two babes from Ipanema. Remember that song? Well now you know why. Just look at the bodies on these girls? Consider this an early holiday gift from me to you. This post will be a short one so I can spend the rest of the time staring just like you guys.

Skinny Bikini Model

Monday, November 29th, 2010

Didn’t I tell you months ago that the future of bikini modeling would consist of human skeletors on the runway? Well behold Miss Skinny Universe. I think this model is about 20 pounds underweight, and of course, that’s what is hot or will be hot. She’s walking bone marrow. I don’t know about you but I don’t think that’s sexy. However, some guys dig it. They think that’s totally awesome but not me. I like curves on a girls. The only curves this girl has are the indentations in her ribs because she’s starving herself. It’s like watching a circus attraction actually. But mark my word, this is what 80% of models will look like. If you’re a size 6, then soon you’ll be considered a plus model. Let’s give her the SKINNIEST BIKINI MODEL AWARD. Not that it’s a good thing either.

Body Painted Bikini Cheerleaders

Friday, November 26th, 2010

Yes, it’s body paint. At least the tops are. I just think it’s awesome and amazing. There has to be like a slight draft because they’re not wearing any clothing up top, just paint. All of these babes are really cute and the white nylons are an even hotter addition. Still, no award but I’m really enjoying the body paint. Don’t they just have the cutest smiles?

Bat Girl Bikini Body Paint

Friday, November 26th, 2010

No that is not a real costume, yes it’s body paint. So technically, the girl is naked but is covered up in body paint. How do they do that? I think it’s an awesome job of body paint. I wonder how long it took to apply the paint. I would have loved to be the one painting her body, wouldn’t you? I think it’s one of the best jobs that I’ve ever seen. I’m fascinated with body paint. I think I’m going to find a girl who will let me paint her body.

Sorority Bikini Sisters

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

It’s about time!! Some hot bikini babes. These are sorority sisters who got together for a nice bikini picture and I’m so thrilled that they did. I think they just might get the only AWARD I’m giving out this week just because they’re really cute. Nice bodies, cute smiles, you can’t go wrong. I think sorority sisters are hot especially when they argue and fight with each other. I used to date one and she was always with the drama with her sisters and it turned me on. When they would get drunk, I loved it because they told each other what they really thought. LOL. Ok, girls, I’m giving you HOTTEST SORORITY SISTERS IN BIKINIS AWARD. The only award this week. You should be honored.

Hot Bikini Body But Ugly Face

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

Yes, I did. I saw this photo and the body on this chick and I said “Ooohhhh Nice”. Then I looked up and saw her face. Ok, maybe ugly is a little extreme but I’m a dude, we don’t have much of a large vocabulary when describing girls that aren’t attractive to us. She’s not exactly horrendous but the body does not match the face. She’s not the ugliest I’ve ever seen but I think maybe if she had on some makeup, it would have improved her look. But there is a funny thing, I’d still date her. Hey, like I said…I’m a dude.

Bikini Home Cleaning

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

Here’s a cute babe cleaning a home in her sexy black bikini. She’s sort of cute. I know plenty of guys that would love to hire a babe to clean their homes in a bikini but if you have a girlfriend, then it’s not going to happen. If your girlfriend doesn’t like it, then why doesn’t she clean the home in a bikini. We’re guys ok. We like looking at girl’s bodies in bikinis as you can tell from this website. So girls, make your men happy and wear more bikinis. Just some friendly advice. Obviously, this girl is doing her part.

High Fashion Bikini

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

High fashion is forever evolving into styles that are bold and brazen. Here’s a cute model sporting one of the latest in high fashion bikinis. Honestly, I don’t see anyone wearing this on the beach in my neighborhood. Maybe in Milan or Germany or some place like that. The bikini looks hot but it looks very high fashion and not something the average girl that we would show on this site would wear. But nonetheless, it’s what’s coming out that the rich people can wear. I like the colors but the top is a little bit too disorganized and not sexy enough. Just fashionable. Next…