Archive for October, 2010

Sorority Bikini Alumni

Friday, October 29th, 2010

Oh lookie, here are a group of frumpy looking sorority girls all posing for a group bikini picture. Geez, are the girls in college looking this bad these days? Not a cute one in the bunch, hey I’m sorry but you already know that I call it like I see it. I guess those frat boys must be pretty desperate to date them. They just look very plain and boring. Do something with your hair, put on some makeup and a few crunches wouldn’t help either. But oh yeah, they’re smart. Like we care about that! Sorry girls….HOMLIEST SORORITY CHICKS IN BIKINIS AWARD. Yuck! Sigma Don’t-a Call-a Me

Cool Bikini Girls

Friday, October 29th, 2010

Don’t these chicks all wearing black bikinis look so cool? They look like they’re the popular girls from school don’t they? Well I’ll have to admit that they’re really hot. It kinda looks like they’re bikini modeling for some event and most of them are blonde except for two of them which are brunettes. Ok, yeah, they’re cool, kinda boring but in bikinis anyways.

Headless Bikini Beach

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

This picture is kinda of disturbing because I’m wondering how this chick in this orange and white bikini is able to breath underneath all that sand. I guess it’s a reverse bikini sand burial where normally it’s the head that’s sticking out of the sand but this time it’s the body that’s sticking out. I guess if you look closely enough you can see they put two holes where her nose should be but there is still going to be mad sand in her eye and that’s awful and can be very painful. Oh well, I’d never try that so I guess I’ll give her a reward for her efforts. MOST DARING BIKINI SAND BURIAL AWARD.

Fitness Bikini Muscle

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Oh man, look at this cougar fitness bikini muscle ladies. Wow, when I first saw this picture, of course being a stupid dude, my eyes automatically went towards their bodies. What I saw was over tanned bodies, almost prior burn victim like and tight abs. Then I slowly looked up at their faces and I sort of gasped. They’re about 40+ which is cool because I like older chicks but why don’t the color of their bodies match the color of their faces? Anyways, I’m going to pick the 2nd one from the left as the cutest, if you want to call it that. I’m still in semi-shock at those tans though. Reward? Nah…

Blonde Bikini Monster

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

Oh my goodness, now here’s a blonde bikini monster that sort of looks like one of my ex-girlfriends. She has the same messy hair that never gets combed, red blotchy skin from over tanning, large teeth protruding from her mouth so she can hardly close it. Is that you Shari? Geez, they could be twins. But, I think the blonde bikini monster might be a little bit cuter than Shari.

Miss Bikini Hulk

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

Sometimes it’s a curse being a dude because a girl might look like the female version of the Hulk with green skin, bugged eyes and scarred skin but if she has a hot body, like this chick, we still want to get with her! That’s so sad but it’s true. I actually thing this Miss Bikini Hulk looks sexy and hot! What’s wrong with me??? She’s giving us a cute pose in her pink bikini. I bet if she takes off all that makeup she’s a knockout. I like the concept so I’m going to give her….SEXIEST AND SCARIEST FEMALE HALLOWEEN COSTUME AWARD.

Monster Bikini Babe

Tuesday, October 26th, 2010

Oh wow, check out this monster bikini babe hanging out at the beach. Wow, the makeup job on this one isn’t all that good but I do get what she’s trying to do. She is kind of scary looking. At least she would be to a bunch of younger Halloween goers, of course. I think she should have worn a different color bikini and maybe dirty it up a little bit more because there’s just too much of the color blue going on in there. But she’s cute.

Theme Park Bikini Witches

Tuesday, October 26th, 2010

Hey check out these theme park bikini witches. You know how at the theme parks they have the Halloween horror nights and what not. Well these are suppose to be witches. They don’t look too scary to me. As a matter of fact, they look rather hot! I think it’s really cute how their wig colors matches the color of their bikini. I guess they are the kind of witches that seduce you with their charm and make you do their evil biding. Hey, I’m down for the cause. As hot as these bikini witches are, I don’t mind being underneath their spells. I don’t mind at all. Would you?

Sexy Bikini Witch

Monday, October 25th, 2010

Wow!! Witches sure have improved on their looks. I don’t remember the witches in the Wizard of Oz looking like this!! Hubba Hubba! I’m loving this bikini witch costume. If you want all eyes on you at the Halloween party then try this on for size. You’ll have a line of guys following you all over the place. Especially if you look like this blonde bombshell posing. I love Halloween because it’s the time we can all dress up and be whatever we want. This year, I’m going as the dude from Hangover 2. Broke and drunk. Happy Halloween!!!!

College Bikini Student

Monday, October 25th, 2010

Get your study on with these hot college student bikini costumes. You’ll have a very Happy Halloween wearing these or even watching your girlfriend wear them to the costume party. I love the way you can see the bikini string from underneath the skirt and the skirt is sooooooo short! Awesome! I’m loving the knee high socks and white heels. It’s too bad this can’t be the uniform for most colleges. You have a blonde and a brunette to suit whatever your taste is. I think these are the hottest costumes ever…sooo…let’s give them the HOTTEST HALLOWEEN BIKINI COSTUMES AWARD. Nice going girls.