Oh look how cute, it’s the Daisy Bikini. It covers up just the right parts. I love how big and bold the daisy petals are. I guess they would have to be to fit most women and especially the top heavy ones. She even has a cute daisy in her hair. We can’t fully see the bottom but it’s a thong panty with the daisies on front. It’s extremely adorable and would look beautiful on an exotic island babe. It’s more of a bikini costume than anything. I wouldn’t wear it in the water for fear it would fade the pretty daisies. Very genuine and unique so we’ll give it the MOST UNIQUE BIKINI OF THE WEEK AWARD.

Well apparently these are trucker bikini babes. I’m not sure if they drive trucks or if they just represent truckers and wear bikinis but that’s what they’re called. These two trucker bikini babes are kinda hot. If they do drive trucks then they’re the hottest truck drivers I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s a dirty job driving trucks. Long hours alone and who wants to put on makeup when you’re driving for 18 hours on a lonely road. Hey but put two of the chicks in the same truck for that long and I bet there is a lot of fun to be had. Ok, no award but they are hot.

Hey get your bikini fix daily with this bikini remote control. It’s kinda cute. I would buy it in a second if I could find one in a novelty shop around here. It’s red so you can spot it anywhere without having to search around the entire house for it. It’s shaped attractively and easily fits in the palm of your hand. It looks like it has all of the proper functions needed and I now that I see it, I really want one. I’ll give it the CUTEST BIKINI NOVELTY AWARD. Where can I get one?

Here you go, a nice photo of plastic surgery addict Heidi Montag post plastic surgery. Let’s take a closer look here. She’s admitted to having a nose job, lips filled out, breast augmentation, liposuction, tummy tuck and skin smoothener. All that just to look like that. I honestly didn’t think that she looked bad before this but now she looks like the beginning of another Cat Woman (a lady who kept getting plastic surgery until she looked like a tiger). Heidi wasn’t ugly before but she’s ugly now. That’s the worst breast job I’ve ever seen. They look totally fake and her face looks funny, like it’s not real. It’s such a shame that she had such a bad self image of her that she went and got uglier. No award. No way. Maybe next time if we can see she received more plastic surgery to get even more uglier. Yeah, maybe then.

Celebrating Halloween a little early is a smoking hot babe in a spider woman bikini. Let me tell you that I think she’s wearing it very well. Her body is perfect and it looks soc ute and hot on her. She has the spidy mask and the spidy wrist attachments which really compliments the costume. The belly button jewelry is a very special added touch that I think looks really cute. I’m also looking at the babe standing behind her and it looks like she has on a mud bikini bottom or something. I’d like to really see something like that. Ok, she deserves an award. HOTTEST BIKINI COSTUME AWARD OF THE WEEK. She can climb on me anytime.

Oh look how cute this beautiful bikini bride looks. She’s taking her vows in a super hot white bikini with flowers draped all over. I’m looking at this photo and thinking, what an attention junkie this girl is. She really wants to make sure all eyes are on the bride. She’s walking around in a bikini and her bridesmaid is wearing black. I hope she’s a bikini model or something like that because that’s really some psycho thing to do by yourself and the rest of the wedding party isn’t dressed in bikinis, you know? I could go on and on but I don’t want to ruin her wedding day.

Oh wow, look at all that spring break bikini tuna. These chicks look like they are super wild and ready for anything. I don’t know about you but girls that look this wild, scare me. There might be one or two out of the bunch that look cute but that’s about it and that’s a shame. So basically it’s just a crowd of ugly girls in bikinis. What a total waste. I’m not happy about that. Let’s all take out a moment of silence. Next..

I hope on my 50th birthday I get a cool bikini cake like this. It’s really well made. Even better than the one we previously featured. This one has an awesome design of the bikini. The ab section of the cake looks more realistic with the flesh colored icing. They really went all out and did a nice zebra design on the bikini which looks neat and clean. I would love to take a bite out of this cake. I hope Chuck enjoyed his bikini birthday cake. Let’s give it the COOLEST BIKINI BIRTHDAY CAKE AWARD. It’s really nice.

Here’s a home grown beer guzzling redneck bikini babe proud to be a redneck. She even has it written or maybe even tattooed on her chunky stomach. This picture says so many things. It looks like she’s hanging out at some junk yard having a cold beer and smiling because it’s not her night to clean the chicken coop. Well at least she’s a decent looking redneck because it looks like she’s not missing any teeth. Hey, that sounds like a great award. REDNECK BIKINI BABE THAT STILL HAS HER TEETH AWARD. Yeah!

Hey here’s a redneck bikini butch hanging out with her friends. She’s in perfect form with her beer in hand. Now what would a redneck bikini babe do without her beer? I don’t know, do you? I call her butch because she looks kind of manly doesn’t she? At first sight, I thought it was a dude in a bikini. Her bikini looks really cute and what’s funny is that we’ve seen it on other girls on this site with better bodies. The flag all stretched out on her butt is not appealing, so definitely no award.