Archive for August, 2010

Bikinis and Cars

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

Nothing goes together more wonderfully than bikinis and cars with girls of course. Here we have a cute group of hot chicks in bikinis standing next to a hot blue car. They are probably doing some sort of promotion and wearing a bikini always helps. From what I can see there seems to be only one two two ugly ones in the bunch, well maybe four but all of the bodies still look hot and that’s what really counts. What’s really weird are the guys in the background. This must be in San Francisco because not too many of them are even looking at the girls. I wonder why? Even if they’re ugly in the face, I’m still going to stare at their bodies, but then that’s just me. Ok, no award but they are cute.

Sunbathing Bikini Canine

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

As you all know, my favorite bikini pictures are animals in bikinis so this cute canine sunbathing in a string bikini is the ultimate. She looks like she’s having the best time relaxing and getting a great tan. I love animals and whenever someone dresses an animal up, it just makes me smile. This dog looks very happy and I tip my hat to the person who did this. Thanks for making my day. So she gets the MOST ADORABLE CANINE IN A BIKINI AWARD. I love it.

Paris Hilton Bikini Future

Monday, August 30th, 2010

If there was anyone in the world that could show us what the future of bikinis are it would be fashion icon Paris Hilton. She’s looking ultra futuristic in a black bikini and black sunglasses that’s bound to catch on. Her body is super svelte and only Paris can pull off an outfit like this next to one of the Victoria Secrets models. I’m really digging this bikini. It’s modern and very sleek and slimming. I especially like the waist attachment. It really adds to the futuristic look. I mean we’ve seen the look before in movies but it’s cool to see it coming alive in every day bikini wear. Great going Paris. She’s rocking it with the black heels. Nice touch.

Victoria Secret Bikini Angels

Monday, August 30th, 2010

Ok, it’s time to swoon with these pictures of the hottest Victoria Secret Angels hanging out together in cute bikini tops and cut off blue jean shorts. Say hello to Cassandra, Miranda and Candice. Who needs last names when you look this good. They’re frolicking in a pool looking quite delicious. Miranda Kerr is currently pregnant but she’s not showing in this picture (she’s on the far left in the pink top). I love the Victoria Secret Models. They are all hot and when it comes to wearing a bikini, nobody does it like them. Whenever their fashion show comes on, I stop whatever I’m doing and make sure I get an up front seat…in my living room of course. Ok, time to sit back and stare.

Bikini Water Gun

Friday, August 27th, 2010

If you like playing water sports at the beach, then get yourself this Bikini Water Gun 2010. It’s the latest in bold and aggressive water sports. You can go swimming and blast your friends out of the water. There is protective helmet to block the sprays of water from hitting your face and that’s a great advantage. This is a contraption for adults only, kids you can’t get it.

Slingshot Bikini Hangers

Friday, August 27th, 2010

Omg, ewwww. Now this takes the slingshot bikini to an entirely new level and it’s not a good one. Is it milking time? WTH? Totally tacky and that’s no lie. These women are walking around on the beach with breasts that belong on 80 year olds. It’s very un-attractive and it’s so funny how people will wear something and swear they look good in it. It gives the slingshot bikini a bad name. I’ve featured the perfect slingshot bikini on this site before and you can search for it to see what it’s really suppose to look like. This isn’t it. Gotta give them the MOST TACKY BIKINI AWARD. They really deserve it.

Bikini Stretch Marks

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Now this is the most disgusting display of someone in a bikini. Will you look at those stretch marks. I don’t want to hear “Oh she may be pregnant”. Well if she is, then she needs to cover that up. That’s not pleasing to the eye. My premise is that you can be as fat as you want but dress appropriately. There are plenty of bikinis that have extra cloth that covers that part up and would make that look more bearable. It’s just very tacky and she could have done a little more better in representing her body even if she is/isn’t preggers. I’m giving her the MOST DISGUSTING BIKINI AWARD. A total turn off.

Cute Bikini Spring Breakers

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Ok, here goes some fun loving spring break babes who look like they’re having a ball at the beach. Spring break is the best time because whatever happens on spring break, stays on spring break. You can get as drunk as you want and still go back to school with your dignity. These babes are kinda cute. Not the cutest but they’re not dogs and that says for something because we’ve surely had some doggish spring breakers on this site, for sure. I especially think the girl with the brown bikini on is the cutest. She has a nice tan and her body looks proportioned and super fit. I love spring break, don’t you?

High Fashion Bikini Babes

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

Wow! These are the latest brazilian bikini fashions straight from Brazil. This is what the high fashion models are walking down the runways wearing and I must admit that it looks super hot. The bikinis have a high class, totally finessed and polished look about them. The colors sparkle and they look so good, you almost wouldn’t want to go out into the water wearing these bikinis. They’re strictly for just hanging out on the side and posing and looking hot. These types of bikinis you can’t just find in any store, you’d probably have to order them online and those are the best kind and you know when you order them online, there hasn’t been thousands of hands and/or bodies touching the fabric already. Let’s give these the HOTTEST HIGH FASHION BIKINIS AWARD. They’re very very nice.

May The Force Be With The Bikini

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

Darth Vader would be proud if he saw this hot chick in this bikini. She’s a true fan and kind of has this dominitrix thing going on as well. I love the mask and this look should definitely go into the next movie installment should there be one. The high heeled tie up boots really add to the effect also. I think this bikini costume is very well put together. She even has her light saber and that’s like the cherry on top. Good going.