Archive for July, 2010

Future of the Bikini Babe

Friday, July 30th, 2010

Believe it or not this is what the future bikini babe’s body is going to look like in the next few years. Super skinny, ribs showing, emaciated and it’s going to be a fashion hit. It’s already happened as you can see with the runway models walking down the isles 30 pounds underweight but they’re not looking hideous just yet. Soon the fashion industry will require that they look totally scraped out and guess what, we’ll demand it and that will be the norm. So take a long good look at this body right here because you will see it all over the magazines shortly. Mark my word.

Texas Flag Bikini Babes

Friday, July 30th, 2010

Showing off their love for the state of Texas are two hot babes and yes they are hot. They’re saluting and letting us know that they’ll do anything for their state. I love the state of Texas. I’ve been there to Houston and Dallas a few times on assignment and I love it. The people are cheerful and very proud of their state. These hot babes are the perfect representation of the state of Texas and because they are so proud, I’m going to give them the PROUDEST TEXAS BIKINI BABES AWARD. Go Texas!

Drunken Bikini Chicks

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

Omg, look at these sloshed babes doing whatever. It looks like it’s a party going on and theyr’e tanked. You can see all of the empty bottles on the floor. I may be hallucinating but it looks like the guy pictured in the background has on a black bikini top too. Let me say for the record, I would not do any of these babes. Especially the butch looking one that’s on the right. What a motley crew. Let’s give them the MOST TRASHED BIKINI CHICKS AWARD of the week. Yeah.

Shawn Johnson & Friends Bikini Pics

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

If you don’t know who Shawn Johnson is, she is the 2008 Olympic women’s balance beam gold medalist, the individual all-around silver medalist, the 2007 all-around World Champion, and the 2007 and 2008 U.S. all-around champion for gymnastics. Can’t you tell by her super toned body. She’s the one in the middle with the white bikini on. Looks like she’s gathered up a few of her hot friends and they’re taking in some sun out on the beach. Cute bikinis and faces too. I’m not going to trash her or her friends because she reps the U.S. and that’s #1 in my book.

Nicole Richie Bikini Skinny

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

Wow, it looks like Nicole Richie is really all about being Hollywood skinny. She looks like a walking corpse if you ask me. I liked her better when she was hanging with Paris Hilton. She looked much healthier and so what if she was a little chubby. It looked much better on her. Here she looks very sickly and it’s not sexy at all. Nicole is one of those celebs who is famous because of her name and not who she is. She has no skills, can’t act, sing or do anything but be Lionel Richie’s adopted daughter. No award, are you kidding me!

Hot Dog In Bikini

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

Pictures like these are what makes doing this so much fun. Now this is truly hilarious and one of a kind. I must admit this is one of the sexiest dogs in a bikini I’ve ever seen. It’s so cute how the bottom is placed on the dog and to top it off with a cute pair of sunglasses. I think it’s pretty unique out of the dog bikini photos we’ve seen on this site so far. Because it’s so cool, I’ll give it the HOTTEST DOG IN A BIKINI AWARD of the week.

Bodacious Bikini Babes

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

If you like cute bikini bootys then you’ve come to the right place. I thought I would treat the fellas to something especially nice this week. Here we have three beautiful babes so you know what time it is. It’s booty contest time. Here we go!!! Going from left to right.

#1 – Nice bouncy looking booty, no pimples

#2 – A little cellulite on the left cheek, slight but nonetheless, not a perfect booty

#3 – nice booty skin tone but that blemish on the right cheek takes off some points

So, the winner is……#1….Yes, her booty is the best. Can’t say the same for her face but that’s what they have paper bags for. Let’s give her the BOOTY BIKINI BABE AWARD of the week. Now let’s give them all a slap on their booties.

Chinese Bikini Skiing

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

In China here is a hot bikini sport that the girls do and from the looks of things, looks like they do it drunk. This asian beauty looks like she’s totally tanked coming down that hill. From the looks of it, doesn’t appear like she’s one of the contenders or front runners in this race. Nice bod though and cool goggles. Maybe she’s just practicing or something like that but nonetheless, no award or anything.

Cow Patch Bikini Babe

Monday, July 26th, 2010

Hubba hubba, I think I’m in love. Now this is what you call a bikini body. This blonde braided beauty is looking really awesome in a furry black and white string bikini. I guess you could call it the Cow Patch Bikini look, well at least that’s what I’m calling it. It’s very tiny and that’s what is so special about it. I like the top and how it covers yet reveals at the same time. The bottom is classic bikini thong bottom. I don’t know who this model is but she looks like one of the WWE Divas but I’m not sure. It’s just that her body is extra toned. So since we like her, let’s give her the MOST TONED BIKINI BABE AWARD of the week. Cute belly button jewelry too.

Hot Bikini Fight

Monday, July 26th, 2010

Oh lookie, here’s an interesting cam shot of two babes fighting wearing bikinis. Of course, the most obvious notation about this photo is the current position they are in. The girl in the black and white bikini is sitting on the girl in the red bikini’s face. Normally that image might be otherwise appealing to me but in this photo it’s just down right nasty (in a bad way). No sexiness, just crude as a matter of fact. Normally I enjoy a good bikini fight and have been known to instigate and egg them on. Too bad this one just looks like a bunch of trailer babes duking it out. Yuck.