Now this is why we call our site Killer Bikini Babes! Would you just take a look at those!!! I probably don’t even need to say anything more because with these pictures up, it’s not like you really care about what I’m writing. So let’s just take a moment of silence and just stare…….you know this gets the HOTTEST KILLER BIKINI BABES AWARD of the week.

It’s been a while since we’ve had a cool bikini dude so I figured I’d treat you to something special. What’s interesting about this dude is that he put a wig on. So it’s not clear if he’s a cross dresser or just hamming it up for the camera. I don’t think he’s a cross dresser because he doesn’t have lipstick or jewelry on. He’s probably just trying to look like his wife in a bikini. At least he’s not hairy. He’s cool but no award.

This is my kind of bikini babe! A girl who can handle a machine gun is so sexy. It’s a little bit scary but still sexy. This cutie is wearing like a latex type of bikini and holding that gun like a pro. I think she’s cute in the face and I wouldn’t mind hanging out with her to get off a few rounds.

Back for an encore performance are the Bikini Bacon Girls who love to eat off their bikinis. The only problem I have is with the raw meat. The way I’d like to do is to cook the meat, then slap it back on her body, then eat it off because that way at least you won’t get sick from eating raw pork. It’s not like it’s sushi but then again, that would be different body part.

Damn damn damn is all I can say about this picture of former model Janice Dickinson. She’s had so much plastic surgery, it’s hard to tell where she begins and ends. With all that money, at least the surgeon could have tightened up those thighs. I mean she already looks like a bass fish in the face, throw in a couple extra dollars for some smoothing out. I wish I was a surgeon because I’d be botoxing these babes out and getting paid to make them look worse.

Now that’s what I call a burger. I’ve never seen anything like this before but where can I get one? If fast food joints sold burgers that looked like this, their business would probably triple. Shoot, I’d eat them all day long and make sure they SUPER SIZE IT. This one gets the MOST CREATIVE BIKINI AWARD of the week. Wow just look at those buns!!!

I saved the best for last this week! This is the cutest dog in a bikini and it’s dressed up very well. The bikini fits her very well and it goes well with her coat color. They should make a tv show of animals dressed up in bikinis. It would be a hit and I could be the HOST. Kudos to whomever did this and for your efforts you are getting the AWESOME DOG IN A BIKINI AWARD of the week. You’ve earned and deserve it, this photo is priceless.

Hey check out these hot BFF’s hanging out on the beach wearing the cutest bikinis. Oh it’s so cute to see girls bond and chill out with each other. How come when girls are together there is always a really cute one and a really ugly one in the bunch? Is that so the ugly ones can lure in guys with the cute girls? Well it doesn’t do any good because we still don’t want the ugly girl unless she’s either has a HOT BODY or is paying for drinks. So ugly girls, stop using your fine girlfriends for bait. It doesn’t work….

Oh isn’t this cute. We have two snow bunnies fighting in the show while wearing their cute bikinis. You can’t tell me these chicks aren’t freezing outdoors and I hope they’re getting paid good for doing it because you can get pneumonia from running around outdoors with no clothes on for just a few minutes. I appreciate their efforts so let’s give them the CUTEST BIKINI FIGHT AWARD of the week. See, I do have a heart. NOT!

There’s nothing more sexy than watching girls in bikinis have a pillow fight. These chicks look like they’re some reality tv show people who are having some fun in between non-scripted takes – yeah right. We all know those reality tv shows are staged and totally scripted because it seems so “convenient” when certain drama always seems to happen between the most boring people on this earth. Hey but these chicks are cute. I just wish the would have gotten their hair a little bit more messy and rip their bikinis half off. Yeah…..