Is this what it means when you wake up with a twisted head? This picture may look weird but I can really remember a girl who looked like this. She was stuck up and flat chested so her back was her front and it didn’t really matter anyways. I’m seriously trying to think if I could date a woman who looked like this. Well of course I could. As long as the parts are there, it doesn’t matter to me which way they’re pointed. I’ll give this one the WEIRDEST BIKINI BABE OF THE WEEK AWARD.

God Bless America Land That I Love. I also love the way he made women look, especially this bold and well endowed American beauty wearing a sexy American Flag bikini. I would salute her anyway she wanted. I’m gonna start off by giving her the SEXIEST BIKINI BABE OF THE WEEK AWARD. She’s earned it.

I sure hope the future of bikinis doesn’t come down to this malarky outfit. It’s bawdy and awful. It’s not sexy and if I’m suppose to get turned on by watching girls walk around the beach wearing this, forget it. Give it to Lady Gaga for her to wear in her show but not on the beach.

Now this is what I’m talking about. This is what a real woman in a real bikini looks like! I’m pretty much speechless. I’m not a fan of Kim and her family but I must say she’s stunning in this bikini. She’s currently single after breaking up with her boyfriend but it probably won’t last for long with a body like that. I give this one Hottest Bikini Pic of the Week.

This bikini sure does take me back to the days of playing Ms. Pacman. I would run my hands all over that game for hours at a time. I’d love to do the same to that bikini model who is really wearing it well.

This is a float in a parade in Germany. Those Germans really do know how to party. What’s interesting is how tiny the bikini is. I thought German women didn’t like showing off their bodies as much as American woman but that bikini is barely covering. Hmmm, maybe they’re watching too much Dancing With The Stars.

If you get lost, then just remember to have on your world map bikini. I would have so much fun doing manual searches on it. I’d start in the Europe then work my way south way down to Africa. I’m getting giddy just thinking about it. If you throw in model Gisele Bundchen who is wearing it now, then I’d be sure to arrive quickly.

When I first saw this photo of a troll wearing a bikini, I thought it was a picture of my ex-wife. I thought she had sent me a latest photo of herself.

Say hello to Bikini Chicken. I must admit Bikini Chicken does look kinda delicious in that outfit. I don’t know who comes up with these ideas but I love them and so do our Killer Bikini Babe fans. We’ll keep them coming. I give this the Best Bikini Pic of the Week!

Check out Dancing With Stars front runner Nicole Scherzinger posing with a few of her Pussycat Doll friends. I must admit watching Nicole on DWTS every week is one of my guilty pleasures. She’s super hot. I hope she wins it because she can shake it baby. I think the Pussycat Dolls are still together but after DWTS Nicole might just be a hot enough commodity to venture out and do her own thing.