Archive for May, 2010

Denise Milani Bikini Boldness

Monday, May 31st, 2010

I thought I’d give you a treat with a bold photo of bikini model Denise Milani showing off her greatest assets. I must admit she looks awesome in a two piece and her face isn’t half bad. Normally a girl with a body like hers, you have to put a bag over her face but not Denise. She’s really the package bikini babe. Not too shabby at all.

Snowbound Bikini Dude

Monday, May 31st, 2010

Dudes rocking bikinis are my fav. It takes a real man to get out in the freezing snow and prance around in a bikini without worrying what his “boys” might think. I’m gonna give it up to this guy who is in need of some special attention. He’s getting my HOTTEST BIKINI DUDE OF THE WEEK AWARD.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini What?

Friday, May 28th, 2010

Oh boy, I honestly can’t believe my eyes. Here’s actress Lindsay Lohan standing around in a bikini looking like an ostrich. My friends call it the “heroin-chic” look which is probably true due to her track record. Well it’s a bad look. Miss Lohan is up to her neck in legal troubles but it doesn’t seem to bother her. Every week there is some drama going on with her. I think she needs a dose of tough love.

Pregnant Bikini Contest Babes

Friday, May 28th, 2010

Oh how lovely, these expecting mommies decided to strut their stuff in a preggo bikini contest. I must say they have lots of nerve because when my ex-wife was preggers, she didn’t want to leave the house. A woman glows and is beautiful when she is preggie, I didn’t see what the big deal was. But then again, I’m the crazy bastid that made her that way so what do I know, she would say.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon Bikini Twins

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

You can’t say I don’t love our Killer Bikini Babe fans. I thought I’d give you a nice treat from the wild bikini pictures that grace these lovely pages with a hot photo of Hugh Hefner Playboy twins Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon. Boy what I wouldn’t give to have both of these babes as my girlfriend like Hugh did. He’s the mack daddy of all mack daddies. These girls are super hot. I give them the HOTTEST BIKINI BABES OF THE WEEK AWARD.

Hot Bikini Dude

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

Let’s hear it for a dude who’s comfortable in his masculine skin. I have a big heart for guys who would dare to go out in public wearing a bikini. Only a real man can do that. It looks like he’s playing a friendly game and entertaining the fans at the same time. I wish I were there.

Bikini Cut-Out Babe

Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

I really didn’t even know what to call this one. It’s quite interesting. Obviously it’s a bikini with a twist making it like a daytime type of outfit. All I know is the chick is hot who’s wearing it and I’d surely try to stop her on the street to talk to her about how she came up with this concept. Did she just cut a hole in the pants or is it all sewn together? Very interesting. Not really sexy, sorta sleezy but you know I’m not that picky.

Charlotte Church Bikini Spotting

Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

Hey remember Charlotte Church? She’s the welsh singer who captivated the entire world years ago with her beautiful singing. Well look at her now! She’s 24 and pregnant with her 2nd child in a bikini in this photo back in 2009. I wonder what she sounds like now. Of course with age, the voice changes a bit but I’m sure she’s still racking in the dough. This is a Killer Bikini Babes WHERE ARE THEY NOW moment.

Casino Chips Bikini Chick

Tuesday, May 25th, 2010

Well isn’t this lovely. What a cute idea to do with your chips if you know you’re losing at the casino, just wear them as a bikini. I bet that’s a good way to attract the guys too. They can always grab a chip or two off of you which pretty much guarantees you some attention. I wonder what happens when she runs all out of chips? Must be nice.

Hayden Panettiere Cloned Bikini

Tuesday, May 25th, 2010

Wow! It looks like super heroes can really do spectacular things with their bodies. Here’s tv show Superhero star Hayden Panettiere cloned multiple times on a beach. I think this is an awesome use of photoshop and must have been done by a real fan or fanatic. She’s one of the hottest actresses out and just looking at this photo kind of scares me to know the kinds of things people are doing with their favorite celebrities photos. I give this one MOST FANATICAL BIKINI PICTURE OF THE WEEK AWARD.