Ok, I’ve been sitting here staring at this weird bikini picture for a while now. I was trying to figure out if it was photoshoped or not. Maybe or maybe not. It looks like it’s a slingback with two strings that are embedded on her buttocks. But which is the original crack?

This is one of the sexiest sports bikini that I’ve seen in a long time. It’s a soccer bikini. She’s wearing it very well. I’d really love to play around with those.

Here’s the queen of plastic surgery, Heidi Montag, pre-surgery pic of her in a bikini. She definately does not look like that now. Although I like this look much better. Her current look makes her look like a Bionic Barbie. It’s sad that a girl this beautiful has self image issues.

Believe it or not, this is considered a Japanese Bikini. It’s really cute and maybe it’ll catch on here in the states. Sometimes it sexy leaving a little something up to the imagination.

These days advertisers will use anything to draw attention to their product. Check out the gorilla wearing a bikini. Kind of reminds me of my ex-wife’s mom.

Wow, now this is a man’s dream come true. A bikini parade. I don’t know how long the line goes but if I were there, I would follow it until the very end! Yahoo!

This picture of a hot babe wearing an eggplant veggie bikini makes me really hungry. I could start on the left one and eat that one in less than 5 minutes just to get a peek at what is underneath.

Looking cute as can be is a bulldog who really knows how to have a great time at the beach. Wow, it reminds me of how my ex-girlfriend used to look in a swimsuit. hmmmmm

If you’re looking for the type of girl that wears sexy bikinis but don’t talk much, then get yourself your very own bikini statute. They won’t get loud and obnoxious and embarass you in front of your friends.

Now this is really cute. Bikini Jeans. If you can’t decide if you want to wear jeans or a bikini, then why not wear them both. The bikini part is attached to the jeans part. All I care about is how long it takes to get them off.