Rock hard is right. Penny Mathis’ chest look like she went to the mountains and chipped off a few big boulders and stuffed them in her chest. They wouldn’t look so bad if she didn’t have the 3 foot gap in between them.

Hungry? Get your girlfriend to put on this Bacon Bikini and you can dine and please her at the very same. I wonder how these two chicks are going to get rid of their bacon? Hmmmmm

Did I deliver or what? I know you guys look forward to a big fat bikini picture every week and here she is. She’s evening enjoying herself with a pint of her favorite ice cream. Boy, you gotta love fat chicks.

Somebody grab that pint of ice cream from the Super Fat Bikini Girl and give it to Nicole Richie. Wow! Hollywood sure has her head all mixed up.

Wow! Check out Aussie model Lara Bingle showing off her super hot bod in a speedo bikini. The only problem with the speedo bikini is that it’s still covering up too much skin.

Check out this super sexy metallic style bikini. The model is really showing it off nice! This kid of bikini you don’t wear it in water, you just model it for a guy like me.

I don’t know who this chick is but she is super hot. Her body is nice and slim and she doesn’t look like a plastic surgery mess.

Here’s a chubby bikini babe showing her stuff and not really caring who sees it too. She’s not as bad as half of the chicks I show on this site. She kinda looks manly don’t you agree. Hey babe, lay off the twinkies and ding dongs.

Hey everybody it’s American Idol’s bikini girl – aka: Katrina Darrell. In my opinion, she was one of the best contestants during that show. I think she should have won.

If you love looking at bikinis and can’t make it out to the beach then get yourself a bikini rug. You can rub it, hold it and caress it 24 hours a day. Place it in a spot where your friends can see it and know what kind of special person you are.