Body building babes in bikinis turn me on. It’s something about knowing they can pick me up and throw me across the room gets me so excited. This one looks like she could break a few bones in the process. Oh goodie goodie gumdrops. Just what I want in a date.
I love big fat girls! Why? Because it’s so much more to hold onto. They’re always jolly and happy and they are never insecure about who they are. They know they’re fat and it’s all good. I never slept with a big fat fat girl and I hear it’s a great experience. I always hear that from the friend of the person who did it and never regained consciousness.
Get a load of these hot mommas hanging out showing off their sexy rolls. You gotta appreciate big women though. They’re the ones that make the world go ’round. I like big fat girls but I just don’t want to challenge them to an eating contest. I always lose.
Check out the latest in bikini snacks. If you get hungry, then just buy your girlfriend a bikini nut swimsuit so you can munch on her whenever you get the urge. I think it’s rather nice and just put in an order for a dozen. I get hungry all of the time.
Somebody call up the producers of Melrose Place and tell them that Heather Locklear needs more money so she can hire a good trainer to tone up those thighs. Geez Heather why did you let it get to that?
If you don’t believe it’s Heather, just check out her bouncing around letting gravity have it’s way with her breasts on the picture below.
Gravity is “King” when it comes to aging tv stars and Heather Locklear is the proof. Maybe she should audition for the tv show Nip Tuck so they can throw in a new uplift job. Oh wait, that show is cancelled. Well, Heather should be used to cancellations.
Sorry, I’m feeling extra naughty today. Taking no prisoners. Check out those thighs of hers above. Yummy.
Looking like something out of a James Cameron movie is a sexy futuristic bikini babe. I like how the arrows point up and down on her bikini, letting you know exactly which way to go. Not too bad on the bikini and the body. Don’t know where her head is. Don’t really care neither.
Looking like something out of the tv show “The Flintstones” is the “Real Housewife of New York” tv reality star Kelly Bensimon. I hope that’s not real fur because the people from PETA will end up boycotting her show.
Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder where you are. Here’s a fun bikini to wear. Paste little stars all over yourself and walk around like Twinkle Toes. Cute.
If you’re into bigger bikini stars, here’s an awesome star themed bikini that you could give a whirl, although you might need to visit a plastic surgeon if you plan on filling it out like this hottie.
