Archive for March, 2010

Bikini Lawn Care

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

This lady is smart. She’s killing two birds with one stone at the same time. While wearing her tiny bikini, she’s manicuring her lawn plus getting a “much needed” tan. This hot babe (yeah right) knows how to make the most of her time.

Bullriding Bikini Babe

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

Hey check out the hot bikini babe on top of a mechanical bull. I remember back in the 80’s when mechanical bulls were as popular as getting drunk is today. I remember riding a bull at my friend’s bachelor party and that’s the last time I rode it. I’d love to see her take a crack at it though. Girls have much more jiggly things going on which is much more amusing.

Pumpkin Bikini

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

pumpkin bikini

You don’t have to wait for Halloween to enjoy your very own Pumpkin Bikini. Get out the Jack-O-Lanterns, candy corn and vampire masks early this year and set this Pumpkin Bikini out on your porch. I bet you’ll get the adults to come trick or treating this time.

Eggplant Bikini

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

eggplant bikini

Want to get in some extra vitamins and minerals? Well just go out and get yourself an Eggplant Bikini. You can get sexy and healthy at the same time. It’s amazing what some people will do just to have an excuse to put a bikini on. The art work is great.

Puerto Rican Flag Bikini

Monday, March 29th, 2010

pr bikini

There’s nothing more patriotic than looking at the Puerto Rican flag on some girl’s butt. It gets you in the mood for a big plate of beans and rice. Can’t say much for the butt, it’s a little dimply but then again, that’s what eating alot of beans and rice will do to it.

Confederate Bikini Babe 2

Monday, March 29th, 2010

confed-bikini

Back for another run is another cute Conderate Flag wearing bikini babe and this one is even more cuter. I wonder what the deal is with chicks wearing this on their hot bodies. Am I missing some new kind of cult rising or something? Her body is even more hotter than the first babe we showed. The south shall rise again!

Sarah Palin Bikini Rifle

Friday, March 26th, 2010

sarah palin

I love this picture! The former Governor of Alaska in a bikini holding a rifle. Now you know that this is America! I don’t know why people are giving her such a hard time, she’s a politician, we’re suppose to dislike her. But seeing her in this bikini is giving me a new respect for her. Maybe she’ll pose for Playboy next. Let’s keep our fingers crossed.

Confederate Bikini Babe

Friday, March 26th, 2010

confed bikini

Long live the South! Here’s a cute and sexy blonde wearing a Confederate Bikini. See now if everyone who was in the war wore a bikini, then we wouldn’t have had to lose so many soldiers. This babe is super smoking! She can tie me up and torture me any day of the week! Please!

Miley Cyrus Bikini Picture

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

miley cyrus

Just thought I’d give a shout out to Miley Cyrus because she’s nice. I bet her new movie coming out is going to be a blockbuster hit. She has tons of fans and they will jump you and beat you up if you say anything bad about Miley. So I’m not gonna because I don’t want to get jumped on my way home. Rock on Miley!

Hand Held Bikini

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

bikini hands

Check this out! If you don’t feel like holding up your own bikini, just buy a Hand Held Bikini. It holds it up for you. They’re on sale now for only $19.99. Be the talk of the party with your very own Hand Held Bikini. I would hold it up for you but it might be a little “tight” on you.