Archive for January, 2010

Danica Patrick bikini shot

Sunday, January 17th, 2010

Indy Car driver and certified hottie Danica Patrick in a bikini, apparently levitating several inches off the ground while a bewildered male fan takes a snapshot in the background. I guess being able to float is just one of the perks that comes along with being this hot.

danica patrick bikini

Rihanna Bikini Shots

Sunday, January 17th, 2010

Chris Brown, eat your heart out.

Rihanna in a bikini

Salma Hayek bikini shot

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

Salma Hayek in a bikini. You’re welcome 🙂

salma hayek bikini

Kate Gosselin bikini shots

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

I gotta say, she doesn’t look too bad for having had 8 kids! If there’s any of you guys out there who like insane, naggy bitches with 8 kids, I hear Kate is newly single. I’m just sayin…

kate gosselin in a bikini

Star Wars Slave Bikini

Friday, January 15th, 2010

I never was a huge Star Wars fan – I could only muster mild interest at best. But then there’s this.

star wars slave bikini

Verena in a red bikini

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

It’s no big secret that I’ve got a big thing for redheads, especially when they’re bikini-clad and looking as lovely as this sprightly lass from TeenyBikiniGirls.com:

red bandeau bikini

VPILF

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

OK, so we all know by now that this picture is fake. But let’s look at the plusses – it still features a chick in an American flag bikini brandishing a firearm, and that’s still pretty awesome. And, is that dude in the background actually drinking Schlitz? That’s another thing that gave it away for me. Surely they could afford PBR at the governor’s mansion.

sarah palin?

The Lettuce Bikini

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

FINALLY something that gets me interested in eating greens.

the lettuce bikini

This post has everything

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

This post has everything – girls in bikinis, random, overly dramatic acts of violence. What’s not to like?

bikini on bikini violence

The duct tape bikini

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

I’m sure it seemed like a good idea when she was putting it on, but I wouldn’t want to be there when she takes this bikini off.

the duct tape bikini