Indy Car driver and certified hottie Danica Patrick in a bikini, apparently levitating several inches off the ground while a bewildered male fan takes a snapshot in the background. I guess being able to float is just one of the perks that comes along with being this hot.

Chris Brown, eat your heart out.

Salma Hayek in a bikini. You’re welcome 🙂

I gotta say, she doesn’t look too bad for having had 8 kids! If there’s any of you guys out there who like insane, naggy bitches with 8 kids, I hear Kate is newly single. I’m just sayin…

I never was a huge Star Wars fan – I could only muster mild interest at best. But then there’s this.

It’s no big secret that I’ve got a big thing for redheads, especially when they’re bikini-clad and looking as lovely as this sprightly lass from TeenyBikiniGirls.com:

OK, so we all know by now that this picture is fake. But let’s look at the plusses – it still features a chick in an American flag bikini brandishing a firearm, and that’s still pretty awesome. And, is that dude in the background actually drinking Schlitz? That’s another thing that gave it away for me. Surely they could afford PBR at the governor’s mansion.

FINALLY something that gets me interested in eating greens.

This post has everything – girls in bikinis, random, overly dramatic acts of violence. What’s not to like?

I’m sure it seemed like a good idea when she was putting it on, but I wouldn’t want to be there when she takes this bikini off.